Off Topic The Waterboy Thread

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Agree with you entirely Stan, been twice, both times for work...but stayed an extra weekend both times.
Probably the fun-est I have been too (New york, is a lot more scary)

Been to the Chicago chop house too, and also a wonderful seafood place overlooking the lake where we had gumbo and the best Sockeye ever, washed down with some very nice Cakebread Chardonney. Great times
I love NY, but this is somehow both exciting and manageable. Third time for me, all holiday, though the first time was nearly 30 years ago and I was cash deprived. Wife and daughter urging me to find a job here, which is not beyond the bounds of possibility, but would involve a degree of effort that I probably no longer possess.......

We haven't only been eating, my phone tells me that we walked 8 miles yesterday, without really noticing. The Chicage Art Institute is also one of the finest galleries I have ever been to - not only great exhibits but superb layout and lighting.

This is why we live.
 
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why don't you pm me with your unprovoked vitriol. I never said it wasn't a joke, so who's not the sharpest knife now. Jumping to conclusions again. Go on, I dare you.... pm me......................graham!!
Still waiting for that PM graham.....come on fella, man up.......or will Mohammad have to go to the mountain?


Morning! I'll use the above as indicative of the drivel you were posting on a thread which was meant to be about discussion of a serious issue, where disagreement is fine but disrespect isn't. I was provoked by the inanity, the self absorption, the pointlessness of every single thing you write on here. Usually I ignore it, but not on that thread.

I may be a pretty blunt instrument (I'll let others judge) but the evidence of this site in Swords' IQ test thread is that you are the thickest person on here by some distance. And man, does it show.

"I dare you' 'man up' 'Mohammed to the mountain' - honestly, do you have a mental age equal to your shoe size? Schoolboy threats... like the persistent use of my first name. Bravo, you know it. I know your full name Mark, but I also know you went a bit wobbly when it was used on here, despite the fact that you virtually wrote it in neon letters yourself. So I won't use it.

I am unsure whether you are threatening me personally, or through some kind of sanction via the Mods. Please be clear on this. I don't expect you to be, because you never respond to direct questions, just post more pixel wasting crud. You could have avoided this whole thing by simply stating that your 'reusing Poppies' line was intended as a joke. I may be humourless (again, I'll let others judge), but that is not the point. "I never (sic) said it wasn't a joke" - Jesus Christ, you really are a toddler aren't you?

What is your obsession with being PM'd? Lonely? Lack of one to one contact, even virtual? Sorry, not my problem, I have nothing to say to you via PM that I would not wish to post on here (with apologies to all other posters who will be bored to tears by watching this **** play out) All I am responding to is what you write (the little I see of it) on here, beyond that you don't exist.

Congratulations, you have created a persona on here which is widely, possibly universally, despised. That's some achievement, I'm sure you sit sniggering at the responses you provoke. The thing that binds the diverse characters on here together is QPR, something that you obviously don't care about - results, performances, players, managers mean nothing to you in your docile, pathetic, supine interpretation of support. You are not a QPR fan, do us all a favour and **** off out of here.

Of course you know my name, I'm kind of famous by default really. I came across yours by accident really, bit like you really....an accident. Did you not see me on The One Show back in April this year? Not to mention other TV stuff over the years. Anyway, as this this is an appropriate thread to say this on as I know I won't be hijacking anything, and was going to leave it until this response, but if you want this in public, fine by me. Reckon the mods have your back anyway, well at least one does that's for sure, but what the hell.
You are obviously lacking backbone and are a poor excuse for a man as you won't apologise for your over the top insults aimed at me on that thread. It was a joke comment, and anyone with half a sense of humour would realise this, but no not you. Mr Dull has to kick off as if it was a serious comment. I can take any flack if it is deserved, I am a man in that sense, but your reaction was like a person possessed. I wanted it all done by pm as its boring for everyone here to see. But you're afraid to communicate with me one to one, without the back up of your cyber mates on here. Just shows you have no backbone whatsoever.
I will now take your lack of apology and refusal to sort this out privately as a clear indication of what a sad, lilly livered, dull, humourless specimen of a human being you really are.
For your information I have been a QPR fan long before you were twitch in your old mans sack...and that twitch would have been better off being deposited in an old sock....one less dullard in the world.
I look forward to your public response!!!!
I can only apologise to everyone on here and the mods too for airing all this in public, but as you are all aware it's not my choice. I wanted this done privately.
 
Of course you know my name, I'm kind of famous by default really. I came across yours by accident really, bit like you really....an accident. Did you not see me on The One Show back in April this year? Not to mention other TV stuff over the years. Anyway, as this this is an appropriate thread to say this on as I know I won't be hijacking anything, and was going to leave it until this response, but if you want this in public, fine by me. Reckon the mods have your back anyway, well at least one does that's for sure, but what the hell.
You are obviously lacking backbone and are a poor excuse for a man as you won't apologise for your over the top insults aimed at me on that thread. It was a joke comment, and anyone with half a sense of humour would realise this, but no not you. Mr Dull has to kick off as if it was a serious comment. I can take any flack if it is deserved, I am a man in that sense, but your reaction was like a person possessed. I wanted it all done by pm as its boring for everyone here to see. But you're afraid to communicate with me one to one, without the back up of your cyber mates on here. Just shows you have no backbone whatsoever.
I will now take your lack of apology and refusal to sort this out privately as a clear indication of what a sad, lilly livered, dull, humourless specimen of a human being you really are.
For your information I have been a QPR fan long before you were twitch in your old mans sack...and that twitch would have been better off being deposited in an old sock....one less dullard in the world.
I look forward to your public response!!!!
I can only apologise to everyone on here and the mods too for airing all this in public, but as you are all aware it's not my choice. I wanted this done privately.

You are seriously warned Aqua... That post is offensive in the highest order.

You have been extremely offensive to another poster
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You are seriously warned Aqua... That post is offensive in the highest order.

You have been extremely offensive to another poster
.

Have you read his post on here to me and the one on the poppies thread? Just as offensive.I know you are mates, but you are also a mod, so try to be impartial. Also I wanted this done private, but no, he wanted it out here.Thanks.
 
Yes I have....I find your post about poppies repugant too and no...... do not say "it was in a joke"...it was a joke in very bad taste, and that is why we let than one go. But you do not get many bites of the cherry using that excuse

Your constant goading and bullying of Stan to privately PM, was wrong.
It was if you weren't man enough to say what you had to say in public and let us all judge which of you was acting as an adult, who has a salient arguement and who is acting like a school boy bully.

By keeping it visible I think we can all see what is the truth
I am going to ask for a ban Aqua, I will leave it upto 999s and Tramore to decide how long it will be for.

And do not go along the "Stan is a friend of mine" path, we have looked after you long enough (remember when you were so upset, because some one had revealed your real name, the shoe is obviously on the other foot today).....You were just plain offensive to him, that is why you were banned.
 
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Yes I have....I find your post about poppies repugant too and no...... do not say "it was in a joke"...it was a joke in very bad taste, and that is why we let than one go. But you do not get many bites of the cherry using that excuse

Your constant goading and bullying of Stan to privately PM, was wrong.
It was if you weren't man enough to say what you had to say in public and let us all judge which of you was acting as an adult, who has a salient arguement and who is acting like a school boy bully.

By keeping it visible I think we can all see what is the truth
I am going to ask for a ban Aqua, I will leave it upto 999s and Tramore to decide how long it will be for.

And do not go along the "Stan is a friend of mine" path, we have looked after you long enough (remember when you were so upset, because some one had revieled your real name, the shoe is obviously on the other foot today).....You were just plain offensive to him, that is why you were banned.

Oh for gods sake beth, have you no soh either. it was a just a joke ffs. whats so bad taste about it? Jesus! lighten up women. what is it with everyone on here. go on give me a ban if you so wish but I will report you to those higher up for not being impartial and favouring your mates. That is not what a good moderator does, and hopefully you will be removed as a mod, because you are not a very good one imo.
 
Oh for gods sake beth, have you no soh either. it was a just a joke ffs. whats so bad taste about it? Jesus! lighten up women. what is it with everyone on here. go on give me a ban if you so wish but I will report you to those higher up for not being impartial and favouring your mates. That is not what a good moderator does, and hopefully you will be removed as a mod, because you are not a very good one imo.


You are not banned because of the joke...read my post, we let that pass.
You are banned because of your goading, bullying and offenssive remarks

Please report me to those higher up (who ever they may be), I am very happy to defend my decisions...in public...I like Stan will not go into the private PM war you so want
 
So to save you the trouble Aqua
I have edited my request to the supermods ( I appreciate you cannot see that thread) so this what it now says

EDIT...Also he would like to report me to you...He hasn't the ability to come onto this board...so I would like to report myself
Here is what he has written

"Oh for gods sake beth, have you no soh either. it was a just a joke ffs. whats so bad taste about it? Jesus! lighten up women. what is it with everyone on here. go on give me a ban if you so wish but I will report you to those higher up for not being impartial and favouring your mates. That is not what a good moderator does, and hopefully you will be removed as a mod, because you are not a very good one imo."
Do as you see fit supermods
 
You are not banned because of the joke...read my post, we let that pass.
You are banned because of your goading, bullying and offenssive remarks

Please report me to those higher up (who ever they may be), I am very happy to defend my decisions...in public...I like Stan will not go into the private PM war you so want

...and was your mate stan not goading and bullying me then? he started it on that poppy thread. C'mon open your eyes, he's just as bad as me. I have already reported you on the not 606 homepage to the supermods. hope they see sense and demote you. You will be hearing from them in due course.
 
...and was your mate stan not goading and bullying me then? he started it on that poppy thread. C'mon open your eyes, he's just as bad as me. I have already reported you on the not 606 homepage to the supermods. hope they see sense and demote you. You will be hearing from them in due course.

I quake!
 
Of course you know my name, I'm kind of famous by default really. I came across yours by accident really, bit like you really....an accident. Did you not see me on The One Show back in April this year? Not to mention other TV stuff over the years. Anyway, as this this is an appropriate thread to say this on as I know I won't be hijacking anything, and was going to leave it until this response, but if you want this in public, fine by me. Reckon the mods have your back anyway, well at least one does that's for sure, but what the hell.
You are obviously lacking backbone and are a poor excuse for a man as you won't apologise for your over the top insults aimed at me on that thread. It was a joke comment, and anyone with half a sense of humour would realise this, but no not you. Mr Dull has to kick off as if it was a serious comment. I can take any flack if it is deserved, I am a man in that sense, but your reaction was like a person possessed. I wanted it all done by pm as its boring for everyone here to see. But you're afraid to communicate with me one to one, without the back up of your cyber mates on here. Just shows you have no backbone whatsoever.
I will now take your lack of apology and refusal to sort this out privately as a clear indication of what a sad, lilly livered, dull, humourless specimen of a human being you really are.
For your information I have been a QPR fan long before you were twitch in your old mans sack...and that twitch would have been better off being deposited in an old sock....one less dullard in the world.
I look forward to your public response!!!!
I can only apologise to everyone on here and the mods too for airing all this in public, but as you are all aware it's not my choice. I wanted this done privately.
Oh dear, "famous by default", "I've been on TV!" ....for a kids game my Dad invented 70 years ago......sad, sad, sad. I rest my case.

Thick, self centred and sober is no way to grow old sir. Get yourself some dignity.
 
Oh dear, "famous by default", "I've been on TV!" ....for a kids game my Dad invented 70 years ago......sad, sad, sad. I rest my case.

Thick, self centred and sober is no way to grow old sir. Get yourself some dignity.

Stan, please can you walk away from this now.
The spat is over
 
Oh dear, "famous by default", "I've been on TV!" ....for a kids game my Dad invented 70 years ago......sad, sad, sad. I rest my case.

Thick, self centred and sober is no way to grow old sir. Get yourself some dignity.

I've come across that attitude so often. The green eyed monster is in the house. 70 years ago, yes and still it is iconic. It made him and myself very very rich. How about you, still slaving over a wage as a sales rep for drugs !!!!!!!!!!<laugh>