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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Very true- but you must know by now that common parlance and I have little in the way of intercourse. :)
    I throw things at my TV when people misuse words like that on it.
    My laptop almost went out of the window on Saturday when Michael Owen said "laxadaisical"- a word which doesn't actually exist.
    I reasoned that, like guns, computers can't be held responsible for the abuse put to them by people so I let it off.
    If Mickey had been there, though, he'd have been in the gutter in no time.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I feel that if RHC were still alive and with us, he would be proud "his thread" has been the topic of grammar and word usage. A subject close to his heart.
     
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  3. Where is the sack of **** anyway?
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Evens - in traction
    3/1 - away on business
    5/1 - on holiday
    50/1 - dead
     
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  5. 1-50 favourite - injured!
     
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  6. Stan

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    I'll have a tenner on him being locked up in Fiona's basement.
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    With stairs being the cause a massive odds on.
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    250/1 shot that mate.

    Him doing his back while stabbing her chocolate starfish is a much shorter 125/1

    Her big husband having smashed his grid in, a much more fancied 12/1
     
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  9. What are the odds on him being arrested for watching the kids in the nursery? :bandit:
     
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  10. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I think her husband caught him stabbing her starfish, smashed his grid in and locked him in the basement. Odds?

    In reality he's probably in The Cheese taking part in a special episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show. Pikey Dave is taking a lie detector test to prove to Mingey Mary that he didn't have his cock sucked on Saturday night by ****house Pete.
     
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  11. I make that a 375,000-1 shot <ok>
     
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  12. All bets cancelled, the sack of ****s arrived (pub thread)
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I doubt it's really him. The real RHC is departed. A spirit medium told me last night that someone from the other side called me a cockbandit ****stain.
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    References dave Gorman now, but if the vast majority of people take a word to mean one thing, does that not mean that the definition of that word has actually changed? Words and definitions change throughout time.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nice of you all to keep things trundling on in my absence. Not an injury, but I have had a sickie with a cold I caught from my MD, so that'll ****ing teach the **** <ok>

    Big wedding on Saturday with an untermensch marrying the lovely Jill. This is a woman who once pissed herself at the bar, got up and left without telling anyone. Shortly, another woman arrived wearing a smart dress and sat on the same stool while waiting to be served. She got up pretty quickly. Denice went to the wedding. I didn't. The reception afterwards was at ****ing Wetherspoons <laugh>

    Did anyone sdearch on Youtube for DJ Spooney playing YNWA at OT? The third one down is a cracker. I know him and he's a united fan. Had over a million hits so far <laugh>
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC. You do realise you died this weekend and that you're nothing more than a ghost now. Your like Bruce Wilis from 6th sense now. You're not really here.
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    they've stopped taking bets
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFBS <doh>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    is. in. pub. thread :huh:
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Off work with a ****ing cold?

    Mary

    A wedding reception at Wetherspoons....sounds a classy affair. I can see it now, gather round for photos as the happy couple open a packet of cheese and onion.

    The first dance was probably on the street outside as they had a *** together.....
     
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