Very true- but you must know by now that common parlance and I have little in the way of intercourse. I throw things at my TV when people misuse words like that on it. My laptop almost went out of the window on Saturday when Michael Owen said "laxadaisical"- a word which doesn't actually exist. I reasoned that, like guns, computers can't be held responsible for the abuse put to them by people so I let it off. If Mickey had been there, though, he'd have been in the gutter in no time.
I feel that if RHC were still alive and with us, he would be proud "his thread" has been the topic of grammar and word usage. A subject close to his heart.
250/1 shot that mate. Him doing his back while stabbing her chocolate starfish is a much shorter 125/1 Her big husband having smashed his grid in, a much more fancied 12/1
I think her husband caught him stabbing her starfish, smashed his grid in and locked him in the basement. Odds? In reality he's probably in The Cheese taking part in a special episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show. Pikey Dave is taking a lie detector test to prove to Mingey Mary that he didn't have his cock sucked on Saturday night by ****house Pete.
I doubt it's really him. The real RHC is departed. A spirit medium told me last night that someone from the other side called me a cockbandit ****stain.
References dave Gorman now, but if the vast majority of people take a word to mean one thing, does that not mean that the definition of that word has actually changed? Words and definitions change throughout time.
Nice of you all to keep things trundling on in my absence. Not an injury, but I have had a sickie with a cold I caught from my MD, so that'll ****ing teach the **** Big wedding on Saturday with an untermensch marrying the lovely Jill. This is a woman who once pissed herself at the bar, got up and left without telling anyone. Shortly, another woman arrived wearing a smart dress and sat on the same stool while waiting to be served. She got up pretty quickly. Denice went to the wedding. I didn't. The reception afterwards was at ****ing Wetherspoons Did anyone sdearch on Youtube for DJ Spooney playing YNWA at OT? The third one down is a cracker. I know him and he's a united fan. Had over a million hits so far
RHC. You do realise you died this weekend and that you're nothing more than a ghost now. Your like Bruce Wilis from 6th sense now. You're not really here.
Off work with a ****ing cold? Mary A wedding reception at Wetherspoons....sounds a classy affair. I can see it now, gather round for photos as the happy couple open a packet of cheese and onion. The first dance was probably on the street outside as they had a *** together.....
