TJ vs Relic

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commachio1 said:
Relic. Sorry mate. You have to let it go.

Keep calling him the manc ****head is not helping at all.

Believe me. I have had many a run in with other members. None more so than with smug. I dont know id you were around then but others will tell you what we were like.

It really was no good for the board. So we buried the hatched. So for good of the board.

May i suggest that you do the same. And stop getting so workef up.

For the record. Terry is not a manc ****head. He may be a manc ****. But he.s our manc ****. We like him. He is a great poster. Just like yourself.

Let it go.
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Not too sure about that...<laugh>
 
commachio1 said:
Funky v Cardew.

The re make of the battle of boldon hill.

Funky comes with Simon the butt plug. Cardew is carrying the whole box set of the railway children books.

Cardew takes out the first book and starts reading it out aloud.

Funky is stunned. A mag that can read. He looks at Simon with evil intent. Cardew carries on reading oblivious to the impending blow he is about to recieve.

Wallop. Cardew is out and Funky storms off. No one knows the truth about what really happened at this battle. But the legend has it that Simon found a new permanant home. And Cardew is still seen today walking around the slums of Byker unable to speak and very upright.

Funky wins by legacy.
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Poor Simon <laugh>
 
Typical_Juan said:
Tees and Aussie had spent the whole weekend on the piss together, they'd been to the match and they'd been to the pub, went to a few more pubs, had a great laugh.

Time to settle down with a brew and watch the Corrie omnibus...

"Hey sheila I've had a great weekend matey, thanks for the hospitality"

"No probs pal, just keep it down a little now mate, my favourite show is on"

"What? I barely ****ing said a word, you bloody winding me up you bloody English bum ferret?"

"No man, just chill for a bit, I love Corrie".

"Fuuuuurk Youuuuu pal, you want some, I'll stuff your bloody head in your arse, bloody english are all the bloody same"

"Seriously, just ****ing be quiet, Dierdrie's gonna tell Ken her secret".

"No ****ign way, you asked for it well here it comes you bloody english ****..."

At that point, Tees decided he was going to have to take out the trash before he was allowed to settle down and watch his favourite show...

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Tees wins
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Corra???? Emmerdale pi$$es all over that shyte!
 
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Typical_Juan said:
Juan turns up only to say to Relic that he has no intention of hitting an old lady, because that's where he draws the line. Relic attempts to throw zimmer frame at Juan and accidentally hits himself over the head with own Zimmer, rendering himself unconscious.

Juan starts to feel a bit guilty at this point.

Juan wins by TKO

Funky vs John Cardew
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Nee one ganna have a crack at this one?

Alright.

Funky dominates the early stages due to his superior height, reach and weight. Begins to tire towards the middle of the fight as his BMI catches up to him. Asks for a postponement as he realises he only has 1 more day left to write his pre-match thread, which usually takes him about 4 days.

Cardew agrees to the postponement on the condition that Funky ****s himself for 2 minutes with his narcissistic dildo.

Cardew wins by unanimous decision.
 
commachio1 said:
Joe starts dancing around. Throwing jabs. Bam bam.

Redhead starts reeling but Joe keeps punching away. Sensing he cant take much more Redhead unveils his secret weapon.

He drops of his bouncer coat to reveal a mighty fine set of 44dd tits.

Then the wig and lets the long flowing locks shine in the moonlight.

Joe is stunned that he is really a she. Once rehead reveals the freshly shaved snatch. It is to much for Joe to take and lets his guard down. Where upon redhead smacks Joe with her handbag containing half a brick.

Joe is out

KO Mrs Redhead.
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<laugh> <applause>
 
commachio1 said:
Funky v Cardew.

The re make of the battle of boldon hill.

Funky comes with Simon the butt plug. Cardew is carrying the whole box set of the railway children books.

Cardew takes out the first book and starts reading it out aloud.

Funky is stunned. A mag that can read. He looks at Simon with evil intent. Cardew carries on reading oblivious to the impending blow he is about to recieve.

Wallop. Cardew is out and Funky storms off. No one knows the truth about what really happened at this battle. But the legend has it that Simon found a new permanant home. And Cardew is still seen today walking around the slums of Byker unable to speak and very upright.

Funky wins by legacy.
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****ing hell <laugh> I don't concur with this outcome <grr>

Just finished reading this whole thread and I have to say, the last 3 pages have been some of the finest and funniest postings on these boards in a long time <laugh> Top stuff.
 
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John Cardew said:
Nee one ganna have a crack at this one?

Alright.

Funky dominates the early stages due to his superior height, reach and weight. Begins to tire towards the middle of the fight as his BMI catches up to him. Asks for a postponement as he realises he only has 1 more day left to write his pre-match thread, which usually takes him about 4 days.

Cardew agrees to the postponement on the condition that Funky ****s himself for 2 minutes with his narcissistic dildo.

Cardew wins by unanimous decision.
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Comm already did that bout, you lost, too busy making daisy chains!
 
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