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Which board kicks off first?

  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

  • Hull

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Hoddle Is A God said:
I'm using some of my best wums on the Toon board, but I'm getting no where!

Mind you, there is a massive humour-gap between North and South. For example, they laugh at the antics of a pissy tramp trying to get into the crinkly stockings of a Wayne Rooney wet-dream-girl, so it's probably little wonder my superlative wit is drawing a complete blank.
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Maybe if we didn't get spanked by them every season dumbass <doh>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I'm using some of my best wums on the Toon board, but I'm getting no where!

Mind you, there is a massive humour-gap between North and South. For example, they laugh at the antics of a pissy tramp trying to get into the crinkly stockings of a Wayne Rooney wet-dream-girl, so it's probably little wonder my superlative wit is drawing a complete blank.
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If that is the best wummery you can muster then perhaps you need to ask your friends in the play ground to teach you a thing or two on Monday young man.
The irony was.... amidst the HIAG induced tumbleweed.... I was actually laughing.. such was the level of fail.
If I could fine a sextuple facepalm picture... I would post it.. but I can't.... <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
Albert's Chip Shop said:
If that is the best wummery you can muster then perhaps you need to ask your friends in the play ground to teach you a thing or two on Monday young man.
The irony was.... amidst the HIAG induced tumbleweed.... I was actually laughing.. such was the level of fail.
If I could fine a sextuple facepalm picture... I would post it.. but I can't.... <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
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That's gotta hurt
 
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FosseFilberto said:
..in the interests of parity and balance, perhaps you could share the details of Pochettino's European finals managerial achievements.. :)
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Wenger's 192 years old. Pochettino's got plenty of time to match his failures in Europe. He's already won as many European trophies, for a start.
 
InBiscanWeTrust said:
Just wait until we appoint Koeman, simultaneous meltdown on our and the saints board
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.. bit of a messy merry-go-round starting ... Brenda quickly back in management at Sunderland...Koeman gets the Liverpool job ...Pochettino jumps at the chance to rejoin the impressively progressive Saints ..and Big Sam gets the job at Spurs.. unbelievable! ...:)
 
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FosseFilberto said:
.. bit of a messy merry-go-round starting ... Brenda quickly back in management at Sunderland...Koeman gets the Liverpool job ...Pochettino jumps at the chance to rejoin the impressively progressive Saints ..and Big Sam gets the job at Spurs.. unbelievable! ...:)
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Fat Sam....<grr>.
 
FosseFilberto said:
.. bit of a messy merry-go-round starting ... Brenda quickly back in management at Sunderland...Koeman gets the Liverpool job ...Pochettino jumps at the chance to rejoin the impressively progressive Saints ..and Big Sam gets the job at Spurs.. unbelievable! ...:)
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Who gets the Chelsea job and where does mourinho
 
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