Your poetic crap doesn't work on me fella. Your wumming is impressive HAIG many get sucked in but you are not a master yet.
A good example from the OP where I mention wumming on a board where you don't post much. I've posted on the Gooner board but I don't go on there often and they are ignoring me as they are not sure if I'm taking the piss.
You've gone for stealth too early, a rookie mistake.
You don't know them well enough to engage full stealth wummery.
You needed to spend many hours gaining their trust first, genuine dedication is needed.
The alternative of the straight forward pancake in the grid wum thread should have been your weapon of choice there mate
They get too savage too quick, the thread might be ok as long as I follow it with more reasonable posts gaining trust slowly, I have to take the snub and see it as a starting point.
I'll give it a nudge for you and draw some fire
Giving you the opportunity to play good cop and win some trust....
Partnership wummery
I'd help you, gonz, but I'm banned from the Gooner board for telling them the truth.
They do seem to get rather hot under the collar if you tell them something they don't want to hear!
We'll see how my thread goes it will certainly give opportunities.
That goes back to my OP, too direct too soon.
Some of them, like Arsenal 87, are a doddle to wind up. He flies at you using all sorts of, what my grandmother used to call, 'inappropriate language'.
Best bet, I think, is to start what looks like a serious discussion about Whinger. There should be plenty of opportunities later in the thread to slide in a few under the radar wums!..
