How To Be A Successful WUM?

Ah! A fine example of the passive-aggressive wum! Attack the ego of the opponent and he will rise to the bait!

Good, young Luvvy! It was a fair attempt.

Of course, a true Wum Master rebuffs such attacks with the mere wave of a hand, like the swatting of a fly!

 

Yes of course. Anyway I'm off back to the temple my white whispy beard needs a brush through.

Goodnight.

 

Good night, young Luvvy!

 

What? Rogered by a ***** Santa?

 

Cardew is a stealth wum. A poor one I think as I've got his cards well and truly marked but he seems to have most on our board fooled though I think a few are starting wise up to him

 

They work their way in and are hard to shift, beware the stealth wum.

 

Some of the Chavs think that Chelsea Pensioner is a Stealth WUM who isn't really a Chelsea fan. I just think he's one of the very few Chelsea fans who isn't completely overcome by the Chelsea pack mentality and can call it as he sees it.

 

The reaction and his attitude toward it would label him as a master of the art if he really is wumming.

 

A good example from the OP where I mention wumming on a board where you don't post much. I've posted on the Gooner board but I don't go on there often and they are ignoring me as they are not sure if I'm taking the piss.

 

You've gone for stealth too early, a rookie mistake.

You don't know them well enough to engage full stealth wummery.

You needed to spend many hours gaining their trust first, genuine dedication is needed.

The alternative of the straight forward pancake in the grid wum thread should have been your weapon of choice there mate

 

They get too savage too quick, the thread might be ok as long as I follow it with more reasonable posts gaining trust slowly, I have to take the snub and see it as a starting point.

 

I'll give it a nudge for you and draw some fire

Giving you the opportunity to play good cop and win some trust....

Partnership wummery

 

Done

 

Done.

Now how do we hide the evidence?

 

I'd help you, gonz, but I'm banned from the Gooner board for telling them the truth.

They do seem to get rather hot under the collar if you tell them something they don't want to hear!

 

That goes back to my OP, too direct too soon. We'll see how my thread goes it will certainly give opportunities.

 

Bang, big bite but from a Chelsea fan.

 

Some of them, like Arsenal 87, are a doddle to wind up. He flies at you using all sorts of, what my grandmother used to call, 'inappropriate language'.

Best bet, I think, is to start what looks like a serious discussion about Whinger. There should be plenty of opportunities later in the thread to slide in a few under the radar wums!..

 

Oh yes I'm all serious Tobes is banging in the nonsense and Blueman has got caught up in it.