How To Be A Successful WUM?

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Stan said:
Unless it falls into the category of the blindingly ****ing obvious then everything goes over his head.
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I ****ing PM'd him and told him what was going on with me and Tobes and he still didn't get it. I had to send a second PM but nothing back as of yet.
 
They're not playing today, the rod's been dangling for hours now and not a sniff really.
 
Stealth wumming is beyond my reach, I'm afraid. The mere mention of my initials is enough to put the fear of god into the hearts and minds of my potential victims, and the defenses are immediately down.

That said, I have developed far darker Arts of Wummery. I am playing with forces that I am barely able to control. Some of you may have sensed that with my "jizzing monkey" routine.
 
That's quite deep, Little Luke (pun fully intended - for the benefit of those dense ****ers who refuse that I write and do some things deliberately).
 
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