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How To Be A Successful WUM?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 29, 2015.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    <ok> <laugh>. I'll go and have a look....
     
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    NSIS, Sep 30, 2015
  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I love the bit comparing Whinger to an old mouldy bit of cheese! <laugh>
     
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    NSIS, Sep 30, 2015
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm waiting for a Gooner to chip in now. :bandit:
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I think Piskie must have gone into hiding, but surely Arsenal 87 won't be able to resist!....:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  5. Stan

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    Unless it falls into the category of the blindingly ****ing obvious then everything goes over his head.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I ****ing PM'd him and told him what was going on with me and Tobes and he still didn't get it. I had to send a second PM but nothing back as of yet.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 30, 2015
  7. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    **** me!!...it doesn't get any more blindingly obvious than that!... <laugh>
     
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    NSIS, Sep 30, 2015
  8. Tobes

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    They're not playing today, the rod's been dangling for hours now and not a sniff really.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There's a few little bites, enough to keep it mildly amusing.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 30, 2015
  10. Brian Storm

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    Oh he's well and truly in. I seem to be the only one aware.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... have joined the fun under cover of a Wumming the WUM post ... stealthily...:)
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Tricky, I like the cut of your jib Sir <ok>

    Did Kylie take it up the wrong 'un btw?
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Im not even a WUM and my mere appearance can send boards into chaos
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Or to sleep.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 30, 2015
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  15. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Stealth wumming is beyond my reach, I'm afraid. The mere mention of my initials is enough to put the fear of god into the hearts and minds of my potential victims, and the defenses are immediately down.

    That said, I have developed far darker Arts of Wummery. I am playing with forces that I am barely able to control. Some of you may have sensed that with my "jizzing monkey" routine.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 30, 2015
  16. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    I'd say HAIG but it always blows up in his face <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Sep 30, 2015
  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Those who make their vain attempts to belittle me are the ones who fear me most.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 30, 2015
  18. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    littleDinosaurLuke, Sep 30, 2015
  19. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    That's quite deep, Little Luke (pun fully intended - for the benefit of those dense ****ers who refuse that I write and do some things deliberately).
     
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