Eden Hazard wants move to Real Madrid

[HRH Custard VC]

So says the Sunday Times.

I can see him moving, Real play better football, offers better weather and will playunderr the worlds best manager, Fat man Rafa.

All down hill for Chavbus

 

[Skylarker]

He needs to move away from the sinking chav bus - good luck to him.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I want to **** Cheryl Cole but she'd rightly consider herself too good for me.

If Hazard plays for another year or two like last season he'll be there soon enough. Playing as he is now he'll be good for nothing but a swap deal with Junior Hoilett.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Hazard isn't good enough for Real. One-footed toe-punter!

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Real are in desperate need of another winger, too...

 

[Skylarker]

Double summer swoop -

De Gayer
Hazard

 

[gooner4ever]

I want to **** Cheryl Cole .

her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm

What a glorious eleven seconds it would be

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm

What a glorious eleven seconds it would be

 

[Treble]

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[Skylarker]

Watford that's 22 seconds in total then?

11 each. Good going

 

[Skylarker]

her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm

With Simon Cowell watching

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

With Simon Cowell watching

And Louis Walsh saying you've got great potential

 

[Stan]

her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm

Is there any evidence on t'interweb of what Ora looks like without the slap on? I fear she could be another Taylor Swift type fraud.

 

[Stan]

Watford that's 22 seconds in total then?

11 each. Good going

With a 30 minute break and lots of crying in between.

 

[Skylarker]

And Louis Walsh saying you've got great potential

That's so last year

 

[Stan]

Pedro will be devastated if Hazard leaves. The tactic of "give it Lionel" was a piece of piss. "Give it Eden" is proving less successful. "Give it Oscar" would be just disastrous.

 

[Style]

Pedro will be devastated if Hazard leaves. The tactic of "give it Lionel" was a piece of piss. "Give it Eden" is proving less successful. "Give it Oscar" would be just disastrous.

I really rate pedro but Chelsea's style of play is never going to suit him. So glad we opted to go with Martial instead.

On Hazard I don't think Madrid need him so this is a non starter.

 

[Stan]

I really rate pedro but Chelsea's style of play is never going to suit him. So glad we opted to go with Martial instead.

On Hazard I don't think Madrid need him so this is a non starter.

Pedro is a good player. No doubt about that. He has a similar role and style to Mata but isn't as effective or clinical.

 

[Treble]

Pedro is a good player. No doubt about that. He has a similar role and style to Mata but isn't as effective or clinical.

He's been average at best but in this Chelsea side he'll probably be good enough to be Chelsea's player of the year for the next couple of seasons. That's where the Mata comparison ends.