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Eden Hazard wants move to Real Madrid

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Sep 27, 2015.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So says the Sunday Times.

    I can see him moving, Real play better football, offers better weather and will playunderr the worlds best manager, Fat man Rafa.

    All down hill for Chavbus
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He needs to move away from the sinking chav bus - good luck to him.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    I want to **** Cheryl Cole but she'd rightly consider herself too good for me.

    If Hazard plays for another year or two like last season he'll be there soon enough. Playing as he is now he'll be good for nothing but a swap deal with Junior Hoilett.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hazard isn't good enough for Real. One-footed toe-punter!
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Real are in desperate need of another winger, too...
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Double summer swoop -

    De Gayer
    Hazard
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    her and Rita Ora at same time mmmmm
     
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    What a glorious eleven seconds it would be
     
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    What a glorious eleven seconds it would be
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Watford that's 22 seconds in total then?

    11 each. Good going <ok>
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    With Simon Cowell watching :huh:
     
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    And Louis Walsh saying you've got great potential
     
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  14. Stan

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    Is there any evidence on t'interweb of what Ora looks like without the slap on? I fear she could be another Taylor Swift type fraud.
     
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  15. Stan

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    With a 30 minute break and lots of crying in between.
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    That's so last year :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  17. Stan

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    Pedro will be devastated if Hazard leaves. The tactic of "give it Lionel" was a piece of piss. "Give it Eden" is proving less successful. "Give it Oscar" would be just disastrous.
     
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  18. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    <laugh>

    I really rate pedro but Chelsea's style of play is never going to suit him. So glad we opted to go with Martial instead.

    On Hazard I don't think Madrid need him so this is a non starter.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Pedro is a good player. No doubt about that. He has a similar role and style to Mata but isn't as effective or clinical.
     
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    He's been average at best but in this Chelsea side he'll probably be good enough to be Chelsea's player of the year for the next couple of seasons. That's where the Mata comparison ends.
     
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