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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 16, 2015.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 17, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Stick awe the refugees in the Pikeydrome and get some wee spanner wea a guitar to teach them awe the songs.

    Celtic fill their stadium and the refugees get to feel good about themselves when they see the state of Timmy.

    Sorted<cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 17, 2015
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They could get the Thai Tims to teach them all the songs
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    When I slee le sheltic I gu out o my hled.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Oft. Aldo skelping Timmy today <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 17, 2015
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe have wee Jay on maracas
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jist gitting them warmed up for Ajax. Now that will be a skelping.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Us taking refugees from Syria reminds me of a scene in "Life of Brian" where they're doing the crucifixions - "Crucifixion?" "Yes" "Take a cross" "Crucifixion?" "No, nice holiday" "Oh very nice, off you go"

    British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
    Syrian: "No you western devil! I am a Ophthalmologist from a desert country where eye problems revolve around sand in yer eye and can be solved by closing yer eyes"
    British immigration: "Good! In ye come. Here's a hoose and money to buy household substances that you shouldn't make a bomb from"
    Syrian: "Only kidding, I'm in ISIS!"
     
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    Gambol, Sep 17, 2015
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ****
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 17, 2015
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    Don't give up the day job.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 17, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Line on the left, one bomb each.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, it seems I'm even worse at comedy than Monty Python <wah>
     
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    British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"

    me: 'naw am scan'

    british immigration 'sorry m'lord here's some supermodels n a munchie box'
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    No just a tough crowd in tonight.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Something @Scan won in his spare time. Wasn't even geein a ****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 17, 2015
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    Oh I dunno - you've made me chuckle twice in the four years I have been on here...
     
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    Inadvertently though. His attempting to chatting up burds on here and failing was mildly amusing for a while.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    FB_IMG_1442512971151.jpg
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    fixed
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    I only like two musicals. Rocky Horror and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. The fact that both of them are about transvestites is neither here nor there :bandit:
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 18, 2015
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