Refugees Welcome?
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well played, McTrotsky
Stick awe the refugees in the Pikeydrome and get some wee spanner wea a guitar to teach them awe the songs.
Celtic fill their stadium and the refugees get to feel good about themselves when they see the state of Timmy.
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Celtic fill their stadium and the refugees get to feel good about themselves when they see the state of Timmy.
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They could get the Thai Tims to teach them all the songsStick awe the refugees in the Pikeydrome and get some wee spanner wea guitar to teach thwm awe the songs.
Celtic fill their stadium and the refugees get to feel good about themselves when they see the state of Timmy.
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When I slee le sheltic I gu out o my hled.
Maybe have wee Jay on maracas
Jist gitting them warmed up for Ajax. Now that will be a skelping.Oft. Aldo skelping Timmy today
Us taking refugees from Syria reminds me of a scene in "Life of Brian" where they're doing the crucifixions - "Crucifixion?" "Yes" "Take a cross" "Crucifixion?" "No, nice holiday" "Oh very nice, off you go"
British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
Syrian: "No you western devil! I am a Ophthalmologist from a desert country where eye problems revolve around sand in yer eye and can be solved by closing yer eyes"
British immigration: "Good! In ye come. Here's a hoose and money to buy household substances that you shouldn't make a bomb from"
Syrian: "Only kidding, I'm in ISIS!"
British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
Syrian: "No you western devil! I am a Ophthalmologist from a desert country where eye problems revolve around sand in yer eye and can be solved by closing yer eyes"
British immigration: "Good! In ye come. Here's a hoose and money to buy household substances that you shouldn't make a bomb from"
Syrian: "Only kidding, I'm in ISIS!"
Don't give up the day job.
British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
me: 'naw am scan'
british immigration 'sorry m'lord here's some supermodels n a munchie box'
me: 'naw am scan'
british immigration 'sorry m'lord here's some supermodels n a munchie box'
No just a tough crowd in tonight.Ok, it seems I'm even worse at comedy than Monty Python
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Something @Scan won in his spare time. Wasn't even geein a ****
Oh I dunno - you've made me chuckle twice in the four years I have been on here...Ok, it seems I'm even worse at comedy than Monty Python
Inadvertently though. His attempting to chatting up burds on here and failing was mildly amusing for a while.
I only like two musicals. Rocky Horror and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. The fact that both of them are about transvestites is neither here nor there
