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They could get the Thai Tims to teach them all the songsStick awe the refugees in the Pikeydrome and get some wee spanner wea guitar to teach thwm awe the songs.
Celtic fill their stadium and the refugees get to feel good about themselves when they see the state of Timmy.
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When I slee le sheltic I gu out o my hled.They could get the Thai Tims to teach them all the songs
Maybe have wee Jay on maracasWhen I slee le sheltic I gu out o my hled.
Jist gitting them warmed up for Ajax. Now that will be a skelping.Oft. Aldo skelping Timmy today![]()
Us taking refugees from Syria reminds me of a scene in "Life of Brian" where they're doing the crucifixions - "Crucifixion?" "Yes" "Take a cross" "Crucifixion?" "No, nice holiday" "Oh very nice, off you go"
British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
Syrian: "No you western devil! I am a Ophthalmologist from a desert country where eye problems revolve around sand in yer eye and can be solved by closing yer eyes"
British immigration: "Good! In ye come. Here's a hoose and money to buy household substances that you shouldn't make a bomb from"
Syrian: "Only kidding, I'm in ISIS!"
Don't give up the day job.Us taking refugees from Syria reminds me of a scene in "Life of Brian" where they're doing the crucifixions - "Crucifixion?" "Yes" "Take a cross" "Crucifixion?" "No, nice holiday" "Oh very nice, off you go"
British immigration: "Are you in ISIS?"
Syrian: "No you western devil! I am a Ophthalmologist from a desert country where eye problems revolve around sand in yer eye and can be solved by closing yer eyes"
British immigration: "Good! In ye come. Here's a hoose and money to buy household substances that you shouldn't make a bomb from"
Syrian: "Only kidding, I'm in ISIS!"
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Don't give up the day job.

No just a tough crowd in tonight.Ok, it seems I'm even worse at comedy than Monty Python![]()
Oh I dunno - you've made me chuckle twice in the four years I have been on here...Ok, it seems I'm even worse at comedy than Monty Python![]()
Oh I dunno - you've made me chuckle twice in the four years I have been on here...
Haven't been to the Playhouse in ages (honest!). Last thing I saw was The Rocky Horror Picture Show a couple of Christmases ago.
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