You are not wrong there Quim, if they score goals then they can call themselves "STRIKER" if they don't score goals then they are not strikers' arseholes!
Sorry, you have been inconsistent - you would normally spell that as @rseholes. I think they'll be pleased they are not strikers' arseholes. Would you like to be a striker's arsehole?
He can only improve for last season but he leaves a void in the midfield when it's not working,a bit like Huddlestone
They can't dribble if they haven't got the ****ing ball Tuck, can they? And when they do get it they don't know what to do with it. You know who I'm talking about so let's hope the new bloke can do something positive.
My favourite of all the charts. please log in to view this image Hernandez is Type 6. Aluko Type 1 Hopefully the new Norwegian lad is somewhere in the normal range.
Despite Bruce saying his wages were too high, we're still being linked with Gouffran... http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...tle-football-league-loan-window-transfer-news
For once you'd almost be right in saying he's not a striker, as a lot of his Newcastle appearances have come on the wing. He wants to play up top, though. He's a funny one is Gouffran: he's quick, strong and not without skill, but somehow the end result is still generally crap.