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HIAG Meltdown

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Jager, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Surely a Cambridge graduate wouldn't sink as low to claim dole money ?
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I bet he doesn't declare his earnings from his Karaoke Night singing at the old peoples home - sorry I mean his Rock God arena tour surrounded by hot Pussy.
    #cambridgegraduatelawyerharvardlecturerrockgodwannabee
     
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  3. I had another gig, yesterday early afternoon, at a regular venue of the band's. We were supposed to play outside, with the pub putting on a hog-roast, but that was rained off, and we ended up playing inside.

    Not really a hot-pussy venue, to be honest, as the place is a bit more up market, and more for the older punter. Mind you, looking around the place, as my fingers were burning their way through blistering solo after blistering solo, I was able to clock that some of those old dears would have been hot pussy in their day. It does point to the fact that my talent and physical attributes appeal to a wide cross-range of pussy, from both hot to grey.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Forget your granny shafting fantasies HIAG. Where's this Cambridge degree cert ? You've only got a few hours before he deadline closes to get your paperwork in <ok>
     
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  5. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> well done, got the asterix right this time!
     
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  6. Nice try, PIXIE!

    You bottled your chance to take me up on this challenge. Best for you to let it rest, really, because you're only reminding people that, when it comes to the crunch, you're not prepared to put your money (including your house, car, and other expensive belongings) where your big mouth is.
    <ok>
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've already said you can have my possessions.

    I'm still waiting for you to post this certificate <ok>
     
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  8. And I have pointed out that that is clearly not good enough. We need to arrange things so that, upon my providing you with proof - which will be verified by properly appointed witnesses - all of your possessions (I'm interested only the good stuff), will transfer automatically to me. I can sort all of that out. PM me with a list of your possessions.

    For real property, I will need a title number, together with personal ID, so that I can verify that you are, indeed, the registered proprietor.

    For a car, I will need to see a DVLA registration certificate, again, backed up by personal ID.

    For other items, a photograph will suffice for now.

    When I have satisfied myself that you are worth this challenge, and that you are the owner of the real estate and chattels that you claim to own, then I will arrange for documents to be drawn for you to execute, together with appropriate witnesses.

    I'm waiting, still.
     
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  9. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    When you two are nearing the end you'll look back on your lives and realise how much time you wasted having the same, tedious argument.

    Other posters will regret the time wasted watching matth video diaries, especially the miming/dancing episodes.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's bullshitting so I don't need to waste any time on him.

    He could just post his fake cert here and be done with it <whistle>
     
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  11. SpursDisciple

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    I agree. It long stopped being funny and is now a turn-off to casual visitors. If there was a mod here, there would be a few bannings going on.
     
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  12. Sanj

    Sanj Well-Known Member

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    It's ****ing disturbing. I been using Internet forums for the best part of ten years now, and I have never seen anything like it.
     
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  13. Nor me, Sanj.
     
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  14. Actually, I say that, but my missus belongs to a needle craft forum that has had some run-ins that make the worst of the HIAG/PIXIE spats look like a dust-up in Toy Town!
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Needlework forum?

    She sounds like proper 'hot pussy' <laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Could be fun?
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv might like that, what forum is it?
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I would be if we found HIAG's other half <laugh>

    (aka his Mam btw)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  20. There are plenty out there, Luvvy.

    But, be warned, it can get pretty ugly.
     
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