It's entirely plausible he has a real one http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/idiot savant
HIAG wrote a thread on the Spurs board many moons ago called 'Arsenal don't appear to be laughing at us anymore'. It was right before Arsenal overtook Spurs again to finish above them and it kind of blew up in his face. I gently ribbed him and instead of taking it on the chin, he thought he'd try and wum back, but ended up digging a deeper and deeper hole for himself. (Sound familiar?) He continued in this vein for something like 52 pages, each time with me kicking his dozy wum attempts into touch and HIAG getting more and more frustrated. In the end he popped, and flew into the mother of all meltdowns, claiming that I was harassing and stalking him. That I was commiting a crime by hounding him on the Internet. Begging for me to be banned and blubbing like a child. He hasn't got over it since and hence still tries desperately to try and claim he's 'owned' me, when his attempts are embarrassing and often blow up in his face. I probably should leave the dozy **** alone, but he insists on trying to get one over, so I continue to boot them into touch.
It was at the beginning of time when Hiag claimed that he was a lawyer and a rock god and lo Piskie did doubt that claim and asked for evidence to be brought forth but Hiag could not do so. Then Hiag claimed he graduated from Cambridge and lost his virginity to Mrs Robinson, and lo Piskie did doubt that he spoke the truth and again asked for proof to back his claim, which Hiag did not do but instead uploaded a picture of a fish. in time these outlandish claims became known as The Hiag Fables, and the whereabouts of the paperwork has been argued about for 10 centuries,
Do the links exist that far back in time if so lets preserve them for the ones that follow in our footsteps - post a link here
That thread must be on here still, I guess you can just search for 'Arsenal don't appear to be laughing at us anymore' ?
Man United and Real Madrid are going through something similar at the minute. United have issued a statement confirming when they filed various bits of paperwork. Real have issued a statement that says 'la la la la la la la la la la not listening".
Can't find it on a general search. It might be searchable on the spuds board ? I'm banned from there for taking the piss out of HIAG
I have found it and will provide a link* so that history can be revisited. *when I can be bothered to do so
http://www.not606.com/threads/arsenal-dont-appear-to-be-laughing-at-us-anymore.185068/ Posted for posterity
I think that thread was the one where he went into hiding after his wum backfired. The latter pages had him running for cover after Spurs finished below Arsenal yet again and not long after he'd made this comment : His total meltdown where he was begging for me to be banned and threatening to call the police for being bullied, because his wums had failed must have come later on a different thread.
My tussle goes much further back than that thread. It began with my superb punditry on the Gooner board, which put so many noncey Gooners back in their boxes. PIXIE and the Welsh mod banned me from their board, because they simply could not hack the biting put-downs, and half the Gooner left in protest, to set up a rival and far better Gooner board, one that is full of life, vibrancy and with a refreshing lack of delusion. Wearing my ban like a badge of honour, I retired, victorious, to the Spurs board, to engage in a life free from wummery. But, PIXIE - driven to a Michael Myers-level of madness, stalked me, and so began the darkest and creepiest episode in this site's troubled history. You younsters have probably heard the older ones whisper something of those dark times? PIXIE had turned rogue, like Yul Bryner's robot cowboy in the movie, Westworld, he came gunning for me, and, eventually, had to be removed from the board for his own mental safety. Part of me regrets that I drove PIXIE to such levels of lunacy, with "owning" after "owning" slowly, yet inexorably, exhausting what was left of his sanity and sexuality. It was around this time that PIXIE, on the testimony of a fellow Gooner, retired beneath his mother's stairs, alone, and naked, to find some semblence of comfort in excessive masturbation. Freed from the ominous threat of PIXIE's manic obsession, I lived out a quiet life on the Spurs board for several seasons. But the solitude brought me no solace, and like an aging Agamemnon, I longed for one more glorious battle, one more devastating "owning" of my arch enemy. Thus it was, that I found my way on to this board. Hearing news of my arrival, PIXIE was slowly coaxed out from under his mum's stairs, given some Kleenex and a bathrobe, and has, ever since that day, tried his best to better me. He has, of course, continually fallen upon the very same sword that saw him lose his mind, in the days before his banishment. And, there, my young charges, is the Fable of HIAG. Memorize it, lest these words be forgotten, and be sure to recite these songs and verses to your children, so that my legend may continue forever, until the last recorded syllable of Time has ebbed away into deepest space.
Fable 'a succinct fictional story' I would have said you have got that right first time, but I've noticed you had to go back and EDIT it
