Transfer Rumours The 2015 Summer Transfer Window Thread

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I can just imagine Soccer Saturday with Fran as God.

Jeff: And now over to Chris Kamara at St Mary's where there's been a late late goal.
Kammy: Yes Jeff. There's been, er... it looks as though a swarm of insects has come onto the pitch, picked the ball up from the feet of Matic and carried it into the back of the Chelsea net.
Jeff: I think you'll find that's a plague of locusts Kammy
Kammy: Unbelievable Jeff!
Jeff: That's actually the 18th Southampton goal this season scored by a plague of locusts. All late winners or equalisers. There are only seconds to play and as things stand Southampton will go 2 points clear at the top of the Premier League with one game left to play... back to Kammy. What's happened now?
Kammy: Unbelievable again Jeff. A seagull's just crapped on Jose Mourinho's head!
No mention of Fonte playing the full 90 in just a jockstrap? This is all a bit far-fetched for a Fran is God scenario.
 
Man City are certainly enjoying the relaxed FFP rules.
Trying to think of any players who would have fallen down the pecking order that Saints might be interested in, but no one jumps out
 
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