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You put your [left arm] in,
Your [left arm] out:
In, out, in, out.
You shake it all about.
You do the hokey cokey,
And you turn around.
That's what it's all about!

 

The performance center is built three floors underground, the lower the level the more senior the personal and the more secrecy behind what it looks like. It's very privet and intimate. There's no doubt the lack anything decent on the pitch or coming out of our academy is human error and certainly not the facilities.

 

That explains everything then... the bottom floor is a bar.

 

Ha! The plans were Ok'd when Reid was in charge

 

I've heard similar - my mate's dad lives in Bolton and his wife's family is from near the etihad and he is over there regularly - seen photo's but never been there - but it looks amazing!! (he's called Terry too!)

 

Looks mega mate, can't even say it look **** like their stadium, that place is awful, looks like it's been made out of recycled materials.

 

Its to guard against Nuclear attack in the event of a 4 minute warning all the SAFC players run down to the bunker then when they emerge they will be the only team left and so will be crowned Premier League Champions

 

I hear Fletch and O'Shea have been putting in a lot of extra training

 

By who?

 

But that means we'd save Steven Fletcher. Could we lock him out?

 

Don't think they thought that through

 

@Funky Dick I bet my last quid that when you read that you thought of Fallout.

 

To be fair they don't usually.

 

Already was, since I mentioned the underground set up, his comment drew further excitement from me though. I'm playing fallout shelter at the moment on my lasses Fred West(Android tablet)

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Looks interesting mate!

See you've locked out Fletch

 

With this thread, all i can say is.

i'm ****ing lost.

 

That's not mine though. I ripped it from Google images and added the the steven fletcher bit for the cheap laugh.

It's very simple and very addictive mate. Free as well.

 

My Mrs gave my iPad to her mum for holiday or something and I never got it back

 

I Only have my ladies mother to go on, with that in mind sounds like your Mrs' mother has sold it for crack.

 

Where has she put it