Shearer's ebar

[Warmir Pouchov]

Gutted rowdy roddy gone, absolute legend of those steroid pumped great times. I shall raise a glass to him tonight. I'm in Portugal, it is ****ing roasting hot here - anywhere between 30-35 all day. The missus has already issued 3 warnings for perving on the women round the pool. Couple of decent red heads too ACS...

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Gutted rowdy roddy gone, absolute legend of those steroid pumped great times. I shall raise a glass to him tonight. I'm in Portugal, it is ****ing roasting hot here - anywhere between 30-35 all day. The missus has already issued 3 warnings for perving on the women round the pool. Couple of decent red heads too ACS...

Villamora or Albufeira mate?
Ps- pics of redheads or I call BS.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Just outside albufeira in Portimao - hotel in nice enough. Little one likes it. Weather is unbelievable. However we keep comparing everything to Cala Mesquida in Mallorca last year. It's daft because that was just a ridiculously good family hotel. I'm thinking of doing a golf trip to vilamoura in October time. I'll try to get a pic but I don't want arrested. The cans on one of them are ridiculous. Completely fake but very alluring

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just outside albufeira in Portimao - hotel in nice enough. Little one likes it. Weather is unbelievable. However we keep comparing everything to Cala Mesquida in Mallorca last year. It's daft because that was just a ridiculously good family hotel. I'm thinking of doing a golf trip to vilamoura in October time. I'll try to get a pic but I don't want arrested. The cans on one of them are ridiculous. Completely fake but very alluring

Bool into Albufeira old town on a night mate and check out the mime artist fella in the square. Camp as **** but funny with it.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Bool into Albufeira old town on a night mate and check out the mime artist fella in the square. Camp as **** but funny with it.

May well do. Taking the little one to zoo marina

 

[Beardsley's Shimmy]

I see the Mackems are beeling away as usual. Their board is entertaining at times I have to say

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

lads- matchday thread will be up tonight when I get home.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Just got offered an even better promotion. At this rate I'll be king of the company in a couple of weeks

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Just got offered an even better promotion. At this rate I'll be king of the company in a couple of weeks

Practice makes perfect blow job wise eh. I think you need to settle down though. Setting yourself two weeks is a lot of jizz gargling for you.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Just got offered an even better promotion. At this rate I'll be king of the company in a couple of weeks

Still ****ing or different dept?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Still ****ing or different dept?

Same department, fancier title

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Same department, fancier title

You mean they've given you a box of latex gloves, some listerine and an extra 20p an hour?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

You mean they've given you a box of latex gloves, some listerine and an extra 20p an hour?

ANNNNDDDDD.... I get to eat all the left over Thornton's selection choccies the bosses Allsation doesn't want. Mmmmmm... slobbered on coffee truffles

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just got offered an even better promotion. At this rate I'll be king of the company in a couple of weeks

You'll be able to 'out corporate' SP and WE can then throw gold dusted prawn sarnies at the twat.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

ANNNNDDDDD.... I get to eat all the left over Thornton's selection choccies the bosses Allsation doesn't want. Mmmmmm... slobbered on coffee truffles

Bits of snotted-on Turkish Delight, as a reward for a 45 minute tugathon that's left your right arm in bits, his mind was on his spreadsheet the whole time, but you're so beneath him that you can't even tickle his balls to speed things up.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

You'll be able to 'out corporate' SP and WE can then throw gold dusted prawn sarnies at the twat.

From the Stadium of ****e? Remember he has been infected now. That's a good chucking arm.

[HASHTAG]#doping[/HASHTAG]

 

[Obi Wan]

Bits of snotted-on Turkish Delight, as a reward for a 45 minute tugathon that's left your right arm in bits, his mind was on his spreadsheet the whole time, but you're so beneath him that you can't even tickle his balls to speed things up.

That's a lot of 'inside' knowledge. Are you JPF'S manager?

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

From the Stadium of ****e? Remember he has been infected now. That's a good chucking arm.

[HASHTAG]#doping[/HASHTAG]

We don't know much about JPF, but from what we do know we can be fairly confident he has got well developed right arm muscles.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That's a lot of 'inside' knowledge. Are you JPF'S manager?

Nah, he's much higher up the chain than me, I clean his dirty cups.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Nah, he's much higher up the chain than me, I clean his dirty cups.

Well its better than cupping his dirty sack like ACS