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Honest Chants

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  1. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Found some interweb here in Francais and was just thinking about the optimism of football chants, such as those proclaiming the likes of Twatbeard to be a finer talent than Messi. It got me to thinking what chants we'd use if on a bout of honesty -

    He plays on the left,
    He plays on the right.
    Cuco Martina,
    At best he's alright.

    He's big, he's round,
    He's not great on the ground.
    Wanyama, Wanyama...

    When the ball hits the post,
    Or the bar when on toast,
    Graziano....
     
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    And it's about 54% Southampton,
    54% Southampton FC,
    We're by far the greatest team,
    The last 5 minutes have probably seen
     
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    I can't stop there. This is too addictive.

    "Ronald Koeman's red and white football team."


    Oh When the Saints is actually very modest in itself. It is a song about wanting to go and watch football. I think that makes us the most honest team in football. :)
     
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    saintsfcfan Well-Known Member

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    There's quite a few Ronald Koemans
    Quite a few Ronald Koemans
    Walking along,
    Humming the song because you don't want people to give you weird looks
    Walking in a Koeman wonderland
     
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  5. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Woooaaaaaahhhh...... you fit bastard!!!
     
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  6. Le Tissier's Laces

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    "CHESTBALL"...
     
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    Jose Fonte baby.
    You are the most talented, handsome, loveable, sexy, adorable, gorgeous, brilliant, clever, admired, gracious, honest player in the whole Universe and Southampton.


    Having a bit of trouble making that scan. :rolleyes:
     
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    He fell over! He fell over!!
     
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    "I been ballin' so damn hard I swear I think that I'm Clasie
    Young bull of this rap **** but I think that I'm Clasie
    I swear I'm dunkin on these hoes on these niggas I'm free throwin
    These boys they don't like me cause I think that I'm Clasie
    Watch me hit the strip club make it rain like I’m Clasie
    Industry full of lames I play the game like I'm Clasie
    And since I think I'm Kobe my bitch don't like to know me
    This is for them niggas that be thinking they Clasie"

    To the classic tune of "Kobe" by Chief Keef. 100% truth.
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure you are slightly misjudging the ages, ethnicities, and musical tastes of the people on this forum.

    Oh and you should have posted on the Jordy Clasie thread.
     
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    You do know what you're doing (but I don't like it).
     
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    Adequate refs, we always get adequate refs...
     
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    You're going home in a Hampshire bus or car or train or walking
    or if you're really unlucky possibly to hospital in an ambulance
    but an ambulance is unlikely to take you home
    unless you are a paramedic
     
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    "And we're all fairly apathetic about Pompey, all fairly apathetic about Pompey, all fairly apathetic about Pompey and would be far more concerned by a rash".
     
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    Wembley,
    Wembley...
    We're statistically unlikely to be going there, and let's be honest probably not quite good enough,
    Wembley,
    Wembley.
     
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    When I was just a little boy
    I asked my mother "What shall I be?"
    "Well accountancy is a fairly stable and well paying profession but you'll need to do better at Maths"
     
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    The Premier League's the right way up, doo daa doo daa
     
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    Reasonable ground, twenty-odd thousand fans!!
     
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    Well he is gucci mane, so you could see how he might make that mistake.
     
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    There are over a dozen teams in hampshire
     
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