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Funky Dick said:
<laugh> But it's really really hard to get wrong!<laugh> Odds are with you that you'll get it right.
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You're giving me false hope! I am a complete Cheftard mate, I have accepted a life of appalling food coming my way. I just hope I never get kidnapped and forced to cook something delicious in return for my freedom, not likely to happen admittedly but it would pose a huge problem for me!
 
Jerky? Sounds intriguing. I usually just buy the stuff in a bright yellow packet. Looks foul but tastes amazing.
 
Typical_Juan said:
You're giving me false hope! I am a complete Cheftard mate, I have accepted a life of appalling food coming my way. I just hope I never get kidnapped and forced to cook something delicious in return for my freedom, not likely to happen admittedly but it would pose a huge problem for me!
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You should do a cooking class. You're a fitness man so food matters. I bet there's classes tailored to your sort of diet.
 
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Funky Dick said:
You should do a cooking class. You're a fitness man so food matters. I bet there's classes tailored to your sort of diet.
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Yeah, show everybody else how crap I am and pay for the privelege!

I lucked out getting the only person in the world who is worse than me at cooking as my wife as well <laugh>

Good job she makes up for it in every other department!
 
QWOP said:
Jerky? Sounds intriguing. I usually just buy the stuff in a bright yellow packet. Looks foul but tastes amazing.
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Looks great, tastes great.

Biltong is the African version, not as nice. A lot nicer than my homemade stinkbeef though!
 
V-Joe.. said:
Terry will think about that when he's scoffing his MaccyD's breakfast special in the morn..<laugh>
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Can't remember the last time I had one mate, used to love a double sausage and egg mcmuffin.

I have 12-egg omelettes (3 yolks) and smoked salmon most days. Buenos.
 
Funky Dick said:
<laugh> I don't eat 12 eggs in a month! <laugh> Can you **** at all? Where do get your fibre?
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I put milled flax seed into my shakes, whole grains, nuts and blueberries mostly.

Too many cashews once I swear I was gonna cry, I had to eat 4 spoon ful of coconut oil to get my dump out.

Took 3 days. Worst 3 days of my life <laugh>
 
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Typical_Juan said:
I put milled flax seed into my shakes, whole grains, nuts and blueberries mostly.

Too many cashews once I swear I was gonna cry, I had to eat 4 spoon ful of coconut oil to get my dump out.

Took 3 days. Worst 3 days of my life <laugh>
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Most people don't drink enough every day to dump the next. It's not what you eat, if you drink enough fluids every day, you'll dump your load.

Fibre's good, it helps with digestion. As does fruit and veg. But if you drink enough fluid, pretty much anything you eat won't be a problem next day if you keep the fluids up.

This is from someone with 35 years of experience.
 
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Blunham Mackem said:
Most people don't drink enough every day to dump the next. It's not what you eat, if you drink enough fluids every day, you'll dump your load.

Fibre's good, it helps with digestion. As does fruit and veg. But if you drink enough fluid, pretty much anything you eat won't be a problem next day if you keep the fluids up.

This is from someone with 35 years of experience.
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Yeah, water intake is a problem for me I just forget a lot of the time, I think I'd be closer to optimum capacity if I could sort that out.
 
Typical_Juan said:
Not like you to get technical Billy.

Ok for your benefit, he's been charged with three counts of sexual activity involving a minor and one count of child grooming.

Dunno what your definition of 'being a *****' is but I thought that was a fairly decent assessment.
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Then you'd be wrong, it's a recognised medical condition, not a criminal state or offence.

" Paedophilia ........... In which an adult has recurrent, intense sexual urges or sexually arousing fantasies of engaging or repeatedly engages in sexual activity with a pre-pubertal child."
 
Smug in Boots said:
Then you'd be wrong, it's a recognised medical condition, not a criminal state or offence.

" Paedophilia ........... In which an adult has recurrent, intense sexual urges or sexually arousing fantasies of engaging or repeatedly engages in sexual activity with a pre-pubertal child."
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Ah well I can live with being wrong pal, how comes you're posting less anyway?

You finished that book yet?
 
Typical_Juan said:
Yeah, show everybody else how crap I am and pay for the privelege!

I lucked out getting the only person in the world who is worse than me at cooking as my wife as well <laugh>

Good job she makes up for it in every other department!
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My missus can cook as well as all of the other departments... I'm a very lucky bloke
 
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Typical_Juan said:
Ah well I can live with being wrong pal, how comes you're posting less anyway?

You finished that book yet?
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Typical_Juan said:
Ah well I can live with being wrong pal, how comes you're posting less anyway?

You finished that book yet?
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I'm working hard on the book mate, it's almost like a full time job tbh.

I'm also managing a huge estate which, although the owner is rarely here, needs work.

The gardeners, maids etc need their work laid out and we have a constant stream of contractors for various projects.

Pop in if you're ever in Surrey, it's a fabulous property.
 
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