I'll send you a cheque. Do you want the full £2 minus the charity donation, or shall I phone them and say little Timmy will have to wait a bit longer for that bike he wants?
Hurry up with the sequel jip u ****, giving away the first one for free is nothing but a slight to your real fans
Jim jam spam ... you sh. It eater is this your first book or the follow up with a phone s.ex loving mancunian woman who makes international calls to hear a daycent accent that gets her moist ?
That'll be a short story. Because the husband discovers his wife's betrayal after the first call, and two pages later, he fetches the shovel and WD40 from the shed.