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  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    dont know what this means ?
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tarrier ^^^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Explain please
     
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  4. Null

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    He's calling you a catholic ...
     
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  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Wow ...... I've never been called that before <yikes>
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2015
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Just read the first page

    Pretty ****e. Just heading off to Amazon to review it now

    1/5 m'afraid
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 25, 2015
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I paid full whack. Can I get a refund?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 25, 2015
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'll send you a cheque. Do you want the full £2 minus the charity donation, or shall I phone them and say little Timmy will have to wait a bit longer for that bike he wants?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'd prefer a postal order if possible.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 25, 2015

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    Hurry up with the sequel jip u ****, giving away the first one for free is nothing but a slight to your real fans
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd prefer a twelve inch cock but life's a bitch.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Such lies! If Timmy want's a bike, Timmy just steals one.

    Timmy are all thieving ****s.

    Smelly too.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'll gee ye wan petal:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ^^^
    Useless without his proofreader.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 25, 2015
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Jim jam spam ... you sh. It eater is this your first book or the follow up with a phone s.ex loving mancunian woman who makes international calls to hear a daycent accent that gets her moist ?
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I have a signed copy & the acid on mine fingers would damage the carbon.

    True story.<cheers>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, May 25, 2015
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Real fans leave reviews. Glowing five star reviews <whistle>
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That'll be a short story. Because the husband discovers his wife's betrayal after the first call, and two pages later, he fetches the shovel and WD40 from the shed.
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    We have our scarfs back.
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, May 25, 2015
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