He's calling you a catholic ...

Just read the first page
Pretty ****e. Just heading off to Amazon to review it now
1/5 m'afraid
I'll send you a cheque. Do you want the full £2 minus the charity donation, or shall I phone them and say little Timmy will have to wait a bit longer for that bike he wants?I paid full whack. Can I get a refund?
I'll send you a cheque. Do you want the full £2 minus the charity donation, or shall I phone them and say little Timmy will have to wait a bit longer for that bike he wants?
I'd prefer a twelve inch cock but life's a bitch.I'd prefer a postal order if possible.
Such lies! If Timmy want's a bike, Timmy just steals one.I'll send you a cheque. Do you want the full £2 minus the charity donation, or shall I phone them and say little Timmy will have to wait a bit longer for that bike he wants?
I'll gee ye wan petalI'd a twelve inch cock but life's a bitch.
I'd a twelve inch cock but life's a bitch.

Real fans leave reviews. Glowing five star reviewsHurry up with the sequel jip u ****, giving away the first one for free is nothing but a slight to your real fans

That'll be a short story. Because the husband discovers his wife's betrayal after the first call, and two pages later, he fetches the shovel and WD40 from the shed.Jim jam spam ... you sh. It eater is this your first book or the follow up with a phone s.ex loving mancunian woman who makes international calls to hear a daycent accent that gets her moist ?