General Election

[Isa Kite]

I see that ****er Galloway got voted out, the irritating prick can stay at home and practice his cat impersonations now.

No such luck - he's already said he'll stand for London mayor next.

 

[Spook]

SNP 1.4m votes - 55 seats
UKIP 3m votes - 1 seat

Not great representation is it?

Nope. We need proportional representation.

 

[Obadiah]

Nope. We need proportional representation.

Or independence from Scotland.

 

[originallambrettaman]

No such luck - he's already said he'll stand for London mayor next.

Good, he can lose that next, Boris will walk it.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Or independence from Scotland.

They reject independence then overwhelmingly vote in a party dedicated to independence. I just hope this result pushes English independence forward.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Good, he can lose that next, Boris will walk it.

Boris will be lining up to take Daves place.

 

[Plum]

Or independence from Scotland.

If the Scots want Scotland I say let 'em have it. Too cold, too many midges and the beer's crap.

 

[ImperialTiger]

Well at least Balls has gone. Shame he couldn't have taken his wife with him.

 

[Spook]

They reject independence then overwhelmingly vote in a party dedicated to independence. I just hope this result pushes English independence forward.

Yep. A federal Kingdom of England with regional parliaments and devolved power.

 

[Obadiah]

SNP 1.4m votes - 55 seats
UKIP 3m votes - 1 seat

Not great representation is it?

I take it you're not very good at maths.

 

[Barchullona]

I see that ****er Galloway got voted out, the irritating prick can stay at home and practice his cat impersonations now.

Even better was the news we wouldn't have to hear that irritating whine of Ed Balls any more. When that result came through I laughed more than I have at any time since my gran caught her tit in the mangle.

 

[Barchullona]

And it'll stay that way as long as the Tories are in.

You think Labourvwould have brought in PR? Aw, bless...

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Well I am happy to see the back of Ball's, a most irritating person.

 

[originallambrettaman]

I take it you're not very good at maths.

Eh?

 

[Mr G. Raff]

I too am ecstatic at seeing the back of Ed Scrotum

 

[C'mon ref]

Well I am happy to see the back of Ball's, a most irritating person.

Agree, I think Balls more than Miliband lost Labour votes, I could never take him seriously as a chancellor.

 

[Amin Arrears]

If anyone wants a laugh, go and look at the Britain First page in Facebook, and find the post about the exit polls.

The dismay and confusion of illiterates about UKIP only getting two seats is comic gold

 

[originallambrettaman]

Boris will be lining up to take Daves place.

Quite probably, but he's got five years now, I doubt he's in any rush.

 

[Obadiah]

Eh?

I was right then, you're not very good at maths.

 

[originallambrettaman]

I was right then, you're not very good at maths.

I'm not a mind reader either.