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  1. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Fair point.


    Lions seem to be at their most ferocious when they're wantin' their nads
     
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  2. Erik

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    Yeah, but you're talking 5 Giraffes vs 2 Lions, in a Colosseum-style open space without any cover.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Lionesses are better hunters, but lions are better fighters. That's why the birds do the hunting and the blokes protect the pride.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Apparently when Caesar was praetor of Rome, they staged a huge scale naval battle in the Colosseum. It was partially filled with water (rerouted from the Tiber) and they had small ships engaging in a fight to the death. Those Roman knew how to enjoy themselves.
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    they also killed some giraffes but the crowd didnt like it because giraffes seemed so gentle and defenceless.

    not my giraffes though, they'll bite your ****ing head off <ok>
     
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  6. Zico

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    Romans were ****in brillant <ok>

    A lion would ****ing eat you.

    Which would you rather fight? A lion or a Giraffe?


    Bunch a ****in' mentalists a tells ya <doh>
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    LR, I like your 'thinking out the box' mentality

    Once I'm a multi multi multi millionaire, I'll probably become a Jim'll fix it character, and each week I'll make one person from Not606 dreams a reality.

    Week 1 - 5 smacked up giraffes v 2 lions
    Week 2 - who knows........
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    [video=youtube;YFMpWm6ECgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ[/video]

    Man Vs Beast. Brilliant programme, it's on the Extreme Sports channel on Sky.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Lion or tiger though? Tiger's bigger and more powerful but tends to kill sneakily, so would it have the balls to go one on one with a lion?
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    a polar bear v 30 (again smacked up) badgers
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    tiger, plus they could use all the magic they learned from seigfreid and roy
     
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  13. Jobby Funbags

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    Does the polar bear have a hard on?
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    one in each paw <ok>
     
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  15. Jobby Funbags

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    The badgers are fooked - some inevitable polar carcass rape is unavoidable.

    Unless they're honey badgers, in which case, the polar bear would be handed however many tadgers it turned up with on a plate
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    i suppose we could have a bag of mixed badgers
     
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    I'd get a list of people I don't like and make them fight to the death in a squash court kind of thing so everyone can watch it properly and they can't escape. The first fight would be Russel Brand against George Osborne. The winner could then take on John Parrot or Nicky Henderson.
     
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  18. EDGE

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    I'd buy the biggest hoose in victoria road ser. make them an offer they couldnt refuse :bandit:
     
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  20. EDGE

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    I'd hire the best private detective money could buy and get them to track down you ****s, then stalk every last one of you ****ers <grr>

    I'm not ****ing joking either <bandit>
     
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