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  1. lone ranger

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    actually it was a quote from rome s2, for some reason it came to mind
     
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  2. Zico

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    I'd revive Gladiatorial contest for criminals and benefit cheats. To be held straight after football matches at big stadiums, then I'd have Baboons shaggin' women on later.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Or maybe a Running Man-type scenario.
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    are there drugs you could give a giraffe to make them really aggresive? (buckfast?)

    i'd like to see giraffes fight to the death. or say 5 giraffes fight 2 lions <ok>
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Giraffes fight all the time, they use there necks to knock **** out of each other.
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    yeah, but to the death? plus they're going to need to be pretty pumped up to fight those lions <ok>
     
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  7. Hash.

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    a hover car, and some heroin
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    Giraffe's can be quite aggressive without any Buckie.

    [video=youtube;C7HCIGFdBt8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8[/video]
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Aah, hypothetical animal battles. A favourite subject of mine. I reckon if you got a giraffe angry it could be pretty hard. Obviously not sufficiently hard enough to take on a lion, but still a force to be reckoned with.
     
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    Buckfast is never given the credit it deserves. <ok>
     
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    I'd like to put David cameron and Nick clegg in a pit with a sexually aroused polar bear.
     
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  12. monacoger

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    Bruce Lee would kick their asses.
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    thats why there's more than one giraffe <ok>

    i reckon 5 could take two lions (if they were smacked up enough, dont want them running away, we'll tell them the lions have got their kids or something).

    i dont expect them all to survive though.
     
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  14. Erik

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    A Lion would not kill a Giraffe.
     
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    a week with her <ok>
     
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    bruce lee was on the tele the other night. what an absolute pile of ****e. how anycunt watches this is beyond me. it's terrible!!! <grr>

    the noises he makes are beyond ridiculous and the dubbing is comical. he almost got leathered by an old boy with a potbelly in his bathtowel. total ****e!
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Would they be lions or lionesses though?
     
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    Lionesses, of course. <ok>
     
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  20. Hash.

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    your right one lion wouldnt but they bastards hunt in packs

    [video=youtube;MOT9uVHZDSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOT9uVHZDSY[/video]
     
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