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[lone ranger]

actually it was a quote from rome s2, for some reason it came to mind

 

[Zico]

I'd revive Gladiatorial contest for criminals and benefit cheats. To be held straight after football matches at big stadiums, then I'd have Baboons shaggin' women on later.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I'd revive Gladiatorial contest for criminals and benefit cheats. To be held straight after football matches at big stadiums, then I'd have Baboons shaggin' women on later.

Or maybe a Running Man-type scenario.

 

[lone ranger]

I'd revive Gladiatorial contest for criminals and benefit cheats. To be held straight after football matches at big stadiums, then I'd have Baboons shaggin' women on later.

are there drugs you could give a giraffe to make them really aggresive? (buckfast?)

i'd like to see giraffes fight to the death. or say 5 giraffes fight 2 lions

 

[monacoger]

Giraffes fight all the time, they use there necks to knock **** out of each other.

 

[lone ranger]

yeah, but to the death? plus they're going to need to be pretty pumped up to fight those lions

 

[Hash.]

a hover car, and some heroin

 

[Otto Flayshow]

are there drugs you could give a giraffe to make them really aggresive? (buckfast?)

Giraffe's can be quite aggressive without any Buckie.

[video=youtube;C7HCIGFdBt8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8[/video]

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

are there drugs you could give a giraffe to make them really aggresive? (buckfast?)

i'd like to see giraffes fight to the death. or say 5 giraffes fight 2 lions

Aah, hypothetical animal battles. A favourite subject of mine. I reckon if you got a giraffe angry it could be pretty hard. Obviously not sufficiently hard enough to take on a lion, but still a force to be reckoned with.

 

[Zico]

Buckfast is never given the credit it deserves.

 

[Deleted 1]

I'd like to put David cameron and Nick clegg in a pit with a sexually aroused polar bear.

 

[monacoger]

Bruce Lee would kick their asses.

 

[lone ranger]

Aah, hypothetical animal battles. A favourite subject of mine. I reckon if you got a giraffe angry it could be pretty hard. Obviously not sufficiently hard enough to take on a lion, but still a force to be reckoned with.

thats why there's more than one giraffe

i reckon 5 could take two lions (if they were smacked up enough, dont want them running away, we'll tell them the lions have got their kids or something).

i dont expect them all to survive though.

 

[Erik]

A Lion would not kill a Giraffe.

 

[Hash.]

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a week with her

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

bruce lee was on the tele the other night. what an absolute pile of ****e. how anycunt watches this is beyond me. it's terrible!!!

the noises he makes are beyond ridiculous and the dubbing is comical. he almost got leathered by an old boy with a potbelly in his bathtowel. total ****e!

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Would they be lions or lionesses though?

 

[Jobby Funbags]

[video=youtube;m2FPG2wXhXY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FPG2wXhXY[/video]

 

[Erik]

Would they be lions or lionesses though?

Lionesses, of course.

 

[Hash.]

A Lion would not kill a Giraffe.

your right one lion wouldnt but they bastards hunt in packs

[video=youtube;MOT9uVHZDSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOT9uVHZDSY[/video]