Lionesses are better hunters, but lions are better fighters. That's why the birds do the hunting and the blokes protect the pride.
Apparently when Caesar was praetor of Rome, they staged a huge scale naval battle in the Colosseum. It was partially filled with water (rerouted from the Tiber) and they had small ships engaging in a fight to the death. Those Roman knew how to enjoy themselves.
they also killed some giraffes but the crowd didnt like it because giraffes seemed so gentle and defenceless. not my giraffes though, they'll bite your ****ing head off
Romans were ****in brillant A lion would ****ing eat you. Which would you rather fight? A lion or a Giraffe? Bunch a ****in' mentalists a tells ya
LR, I like your 'thinking out the box' mentality Once I'm a multi multi multi millionaire, I'll probably become a Jim'll fix it character, and each week I'll make one person from Not606 dreams a reality. Week 1 - 5 smacked up giraffes v 2 lions Week 2 - who knows........
[video=youtube;YFMpWm6ECgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ[/video] Man Vs Beast. Brilliant programme, it's on the Extreme Sports channel on Sky.
Lion or tiger though? Tiger's bigger and more powerful but tends to kill sneakily, so would it have the balls to go one on one with a lion?
The badgers are fooked - some inevitable polar carcass rape is unavoidable. Unless they're honey badgers, in which case, the polar bear would be handed however many tadgers it turned up with on a plate
I'd get a list of people I don't like and make them fight to the death in a squash court kind of thing so everyone can watch it properly and they can't escape. The first fight would be Russel Brand against George Osborne. The winner could then take on John Parrot or Nicky Henderson.
I'd hire the best private detective money could buy and get them to track down you ****s, then stalk every last one of you ****ers I'm not ****ing joking either <bandit>
