"It is almost as big as it was two years ago. And as the day wears on I think it will get bigger." Former press secretary to the Queen, Dickie Arbiter (or "Cock Judge" as he was known).
A great political documentary. WHEN THE GUARDIAN WENT TO COATBRIDGE http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2015/apr/30/labour-snp-scotland-election-video
It's looking like a coalition between SNP, UKIP and the swinging monkey brains bukkake party. Splendid!
You've got a cheek Coatbridge being known as Little Ireland, Viewpark is known as little bawbags who wish they came from Coatbridge (Geographically, folks in Viewpark can see their mecca of Coatbridge - only the pesky M8 seperates them)
The old fitba changing rooms at the park at Tunny school used to have "Welcome to Republican Viewpark" scrawled on it!
I see UKIP have just suspended another of their candidates for being a mentalist. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/robert-blay-ukip-suspends-parliamentary-5641537 Apparently, it's bad form to threaten to shoot your opponent even if he is Asian - and a Tory.