The General Election Countdown Thread

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You don't help the local economy, you just order stuff from Amazon and avoid paying taxes.

The world needs less people like you, not more <ok>

My tax last year would have covered the wage for a full time nurse, and a bit. Most of the money was made in Singapore from people who make more money than me and pay less tax as a percentage of their wage than me. I'm not sure why I should feel bad here.
 
I think those that believe that the world is over-populated should go first, sacrifice themselves for the good of mankind <ok>

Nope, I'm going to get the popcorn out when the next meat-eating related brain disease happens.

Mad cow disease was hopefully just a warm up...
 
Nope, I'm going to get the popcorn out when the next meat-eating related brain disease happens.

Mad cow disease was hopefully just a warm up...
Nope, I'm going to get the popcorn out when the next meat-eating related brain disease happens.

Mad cow disease was hopefully just a warm up...
If there was ever a **** that needs some bacon. ^^^^^^
 
If I was to sell everything up I could move back to Belfast now mortgage free, and probably have enough coming in to get by without working (maybe, just about). Although I'd be living in Belfast, with just enough money to get by. That's just asking for a speedy.

Alternatively I could move to London and I'd have enough for a down payment for an ex-council house and I'd be working until I'm 70.
 
If I was to sell everything up I could move back to Belfast now mortgage free, and probably have enough coming in to get by without working (maybe, just about). Although I'd be living in Belfast, with just enough money to get by. That's just asking for a speedy.

Alternatively I could move to London and I'd have enough for a down payment for an ex-council house and I'd be working until I'm 70.
B it is then.

No, but, seriously Mike, you could live a comfortable life in The Fens, or the East Midlands, don't rule it out.
 
B it is then.

No, but, seriously Mike, you could live a comfortable life in The Fens, or the East Midlands, don't rule it out.

I genuinely got offered considerably more money a few weeks ago to move to Leeds and knocked it back to go for a modest wage in Malta. I've decided to stop being an arsehole and choose lifestyle. I'll probably be desolate in 5 years, voting Labour and crying in the Guardian's comments section every day.
 
My tax last year would have covered the wage for a full time nurse, and a bit. Most of the money was made in Singapore from people who make more money than me and pay less tax as a percentage of their wage than me. I'm not sure why I should feel bad here.

Yet you still do? Catholic guilt mate. Go to confession, drop a oner in the poor box, go and get pissed. Sleep n repeat.
 
I genuinely got offered considerably more money a few weeks ago to move to Leeds and knocked it back to go for a modest wage in Malta. I've decided to stop being an arsehole and choose lifestyle. I'll probably be desolate in 5 years, voting Labour and crying in the Guardian's comments section every day.


It's never too late to change your wicked ways, we'll welcome you comrade.

I wish Nicola would defect from the SNP and join Labour, she'd be a great PM, not to mention ah wid. <wah>
 
Up to 400 migrants, including children, are feared drowned after a boat capsized off Libya on Tuesday, leaving only about 150 survivors.

Since Friday, 8,500 people have been rescued from the Mediterranean after trying to sail from the north African coast, according to the UN Refugee Agency.

The numbers are expected to climb rapidly, with EU border agency Frontex predicting that over 500,000 people are waiting to set sail from Libya over the summer, but migrants are likely to use other routes too.

Dying to get here
This is the challenge facing Italy and other EU countries including the UK, which have proved prime destinations for migrants in the past.

Thousands of people are risking death to seek a better life, but the UK's political parties have starkly different views on how to deal with migrants' determination to reach Europe's shores.

Last year the UK Foreign Office said it would not support future search and rescue operations in order to prevent migrants from drowning in the Mediterranean sea.

It said such operations can encourage more people to attempt the perilous sea crossing, but offered support to a new European effort to enforce European border security.


What a ****ing bunch of ****s <grr> <grr>

That's a bit harsh. They may be stupid for trying to cross the Med and illegally enter Europe, but calling them ****s is a stretch too far. Have some compassion, Toby...
 
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That's a bit harsh. They may be stupid for trying to cross the Med and illegally enter Europe, but calling them ****s is a stretch too far. Have some compassion, Toby...

Did you go to the same school as Dev and Aldo?