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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That was a trick question. They didn't.

    I highlighted the bold bit, which states that the Tories cut the budget for maritime rescue.

    Or, if you trying to be funny, please put a little disclaimer next time to make sure it's obvious.

    <ok>
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    John Majors on the news right now.

    How are your peas dear?
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Give peas a chance
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's all we're saying
     
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  5. Mick

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    John Major looks exactly the same as he did 20 years ago.
     
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  6. Toby

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    He looks like Farage with glasses

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No he doesn't
     
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  8. Toby

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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    !!!!!!! Irony Alert !!!!!!!!!
     
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  10. Toby

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    Do you and Aldo never ****ing give up? I've been ignoring you and you've been yapping away like you ****ing do every day.

    You're a grown man ffs, act like one <doh>

    PS: literally <rofl>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is this you ignoring me three times on the same thread today alone?
     
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  12. Toby

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    Did I speak to you? No. So **** off you empty-lifed ****wit <doh>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    I'll put that down as a yes than shall I? You "ignore" people by talking about them. Got it <ok>
     
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  14. Toby

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    Do you honestly not understand the English language? This is a question by the way, just in case you didn't get it.

    Do you know what 'ignore' means? This is another question, yet again, you seem to need every ****ing post explained to you several times.

    Now **** off. I don't want to waste my ****ing time talking to you. Go PM your pal Aldo.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I thought you were finished, so let's clear this up once and for all, Is this you still ignoring me ?
     
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  16. Toby

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    Go outside and do something ffs.

    If you had any friends you could go see them, but I ****ing doubt anyone wants to spend any time with you. Stop following me around so ****ing desperate for attention.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    He worked the old Shanghai Shuffle on you there Tobes. You really should have side stepped his invite.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    Sage advice no doubt, I take it you are outdoors yourself, perhaps up some rudimentary Tree House or something similar, perhaps even a gazebo?

    But I'm still somewhat confused as to how you Ignore someone by talking about him?

    Can you clarify, do you intend to keep ignoring me (Whilst continuing to talk about me) or will you still reply to my posts even though you are ignoring me?

    You can see how this sort of thing can lead to all sorts of confusion.
     
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  19. Toby

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    I know but him and his mutant/rodent sidekick would have given each other virtual high-fives all night on this thread.

    If you had 2 ****s with Pompey-fan levels of intelligence following you around on a daily basis you'd tell them to **** off too...

    I'm not at work here so not in need of anyone to take the piss out of. At least I made his evening, he got a bit of attention...Helping the elderly should bring me a few karma points <ok>
     
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  20. Spook

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    You could always put him on your ignore list.
     
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