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Match Day Thread Chelsea v United

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by chelsea - over 100 years of history, Apr 17, 2015.

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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    do what, bring on Team Force Dive(tm)? :bandit:
     
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    Nope, turn Shaw into his biggest attacking threat <laugh>
     
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    Lets face it, on any team, Shaw would be the BIGGEST attacking threat :bandit:
     
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    <laugh>

    too right imagine fatty bearing down on you :bandit:
     
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    when vG said "Luke bomb down the wings" Shaw thought he meant get an uber bucket of KFC
     
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    Shaw's favourite movies are star wars,

    Luke Pie Stalker, feel the forks luke.
     
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    See, you completely missed a good "Jabba the Hut" thing there :rolleyes:
     
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    On Saturday one of the commentators said Shaw was 'full of beans'. Genuinely pissed myself at the thought of Shaw smashing through a dozen cans of baked beans before the match.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I think I had already posted my share of bad jokes <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    The only reason Shaw's transfer fee was that expensive for United is cos they paid per kg :bandit:
     
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    They definitely could never say he was worth his weight in gold though, even with the ridiculous transfer fee!!
     
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    gold is £800 an ounce. You're right there <laugh>

    Is he worth his weight in beans?:bandit:


    The only reason i think Shaw is any way effective is because anyone facing him gets hypnotised by his jiggling moobs
     
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    <laugh> Brilliant <laugh>
     
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    Hehe thought you'd like that :p
     
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    you thought right.

    Decent player tho Shaw, good lad. Don't tell the mancs I said that <laugh>

    Imagine how good he would be if he dropped 15 stones:bandit:
     
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