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If you think he got gaped here, check out the elections thread

he'll be sitting on an infaltable doughnut for the next month

 

If a muppet is gonna talk ****e, the muppet is gonna get gaped

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Man Utd thinking ahead again, if ever games are played after dark they will have a massive advantage, why didn't we anticipate ever playing games under artificial lights.

Louis van Gaal: Manchester United boss installs floodlights

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32336458

 

I read that, an utterly pointless article, they just love talking about United

 

Front page with a picture too.

Its not like floodlit games haven't been played by man u for over 100 years though.

 

It's floodlights at the training ground though, is that so common? I'd have thought so at the bigger clubs but not as obvious as the 100+ years comment. Still a non-story though.

 

if you want to train when it's dark, you install floodlights What's the big deal


It's a bit like writing an article about wanting to use your garage at night so you buy a lamp, ffs

 

The BBC originally went with "van Gaal wants to prepare for night matches" and it was quickly edited by the idiots

 

We've had floodlights at Melwood since Bill Shankly was manager and there are obviously floodlights at our Academy in Kirkby.

Like Sisu said, its just man u's local media outlet making a mountain out of a molehill.

Floodlit games have been played for decades, so why is it such an amazing news worthy event that oblong head wants them at Vcarrington?

 

Beeb are trying to suggest van Gaal is doing something new and revolutionary

 

Sure I did.

I also dont do pretend. I leave that to the theorists and children. Its their domain.

My only problem is getting into silly back and forths with Sisu. Especially since he rarely has any idea what hes talking about and tends to make stuff up.... As is his nature.

 

Ah yes. The one where your nonsense rant has bren laughed at by everyone on there? Even Terrif, whos sole purpose on this site is to post rubbish, said you were a tit.

You still havent read the link I provided. The one that makes your 500 rant posts look like the work of a crazed lunatic.

Funny how you would ignore the one thing you have no answer for because it debunks your entire conspiracy.

 

UIR you're comments are as welcome as a fart in an elevator in mid july.

 

Where re as in December they are very welcome?

 

I thought the same

 

wtf is wrong with you two dimwits

It's pretty simple, a fart in a lift is unwelcome at all times but in mid july, with the heat, that is about as unwelcome as a fart in a lift can get ffs.
It was a measure of how unwelcome

Sometimes I just have to Distinct lack of lateral thinking round here

 

Is the lift going up or down? Or is it stationary?

 

Who cares, the only things that matter are how long your journey is and how long you can hold your breath

 

What difference does the heat make?

If someone pukes on your shoes, it doesn't matter whether its Jaunary or August

 

It's stuck, which makes the experience that much more intense.
Actually, a fart in a broken lift in December might not be so unwelcome, as the heat produced might offset the niff. You can always hold your nose.