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If you honestly think the heat doesn't make a difference then wtf can I say to you, you dope

 

How the **** this this turn into a topic ,laugh>

 

Possibly farts are worse in a lift cos the hot air rises, keeping that lovely sulfur scent up around your bonce

 

I never gave it much thought but seeing as you ****s persist
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...-cold-air-smell-differently-from-hot-air.html

hopefully that satisfies you lot

 

Are you suggesting (accepting it is a cold winters night) that one may warm oneself on another persons colonic gasses?

 

If one can retain the heat, the gas doesn't create the heat tho

Get into a thermal suit and fart and yeah it will keep you warm for a tad

 

What if it's one of those open lifts that's just a platform to stand on?

 

How would you breathe? Not through your mouth then you'd taste it <sick smiley>

 

then you're probably sorted

This subject deserved it's own thread

 

Im staying out of this one. Farts in lifts are not my area of expertise. Best left to the experts.

 

I wouldn't want to be trapped in a lift with Greez post lunch time.

 

Fixed

 

Have you never been in a lift then?

 

Ironically, I'm reading this whilst ****ting

 

It's not irony if you've been sitting there all day

 

Dyer know, I've never tried tasting a fart?
Perhaps I'll give it a go.


Or perhaps not.

 

Not even sure how one would attempt such a thing
#askgreez

 

#Humancentipede

 

Prefer to you to helicopter