Match Day Thread Liverpool v Newcastle United - Official Buildup / Matchday Thread

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How many goals will Liverpool score against us?

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I'm depressed before the game has even started. This is like that moment where you have a fifa tournament with your mates using randomise to pick teams, and they've got Barcelona as if it were obligatory, and you've got Barcelona's hairdressers... Except some of our lot wouldn't even make that side. Krul looks like he was spawned from the mixed sperm samples of every 90s boyband.
 
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Presume Raylor to LB and Anita as RB ...was concerned JC might have tried Colback in goal..but wiser heads must have prevailed and he has popped him back into MF (with Abeid...excellent)
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
I'm depressed before the game has even started. This is like that moment where you have a fifa tournament with your mates using randomise to pick teams, and they've got Barcelona as if it were obligatory, and you've got Barcelona's hairdressers... Except some of our lot wouldn't even make that side. Krul looks like he was spawned from the mixed sperm samples of every 90s boyband.
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I know how you feel. Losing by 2-0 would feel like a win given my current expectations :emoticon-0101-sadsm
 
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TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
I'm depressed before the game has even started. This is like that moment where you have a fifa tournament with your mates using randomise to pick teams, and they've got Barcelona as if it were obligatory, and you've got Barcelona's hairdressers... Except some of our lot wouldn't even make that side. Krul looks like he was spawned from the mixed sperm samples of every 90s boyband.
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No need to be depressed over a game of football JPF.
I can pm details of my psychologist if you like, she really helps...
 
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A defence that can't defend... and an attack that can't score...

Should be a good game for who is worse <laugh>
 
Mrs Magpie said:
I know how you feel. Losing by 2-0 would feel like a win given my current expectations :emoticon-0101-sadsm
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I fear not even the years of unrelenting subjection to the most virulent internet-pornography-contracted viruses are slowing down my computer enough for my stream to be showing us 0-0 at 20:45. Sure, it'll wipe my hard-drive, but what's 11 more tits on display going to hurt?
 
at least I had the foresight to transfer Sterling in 10mins before kick off.
 
1-0 and Newcastle now at 38s and traded out for about 70% guaranteed profit of my potential gain. Taking that as there's now no risk for me.

Another day and another good Newcastle trade and ten minutes haven't even gone. As I said earlier; trading this shower is the only enjoyment I am getting from Newcastle this season.
 
On way home and can't see the match yet.
Anyone know anything about this lad Sterry on the bench?
 
Phwoooooooarrrrrrrrrr.... Similar to Pards sentiments the other day, watching us is like watching Brazilians... By which I mean, being ripped red roar while an irritated **** is in close proximity.
 
Holy ****... the ball went up like that Tiote goal, Abeid steams in and hits it straight at Mignolet. Usually a solid tactic, this time he saves it <laugh>
 
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