Post a lie about the poster above.

[Charlie1]

In the game of l'll show you mine if you show me yours Obi showed me his. I never saw one that went inwards instead of outwards before. I thought it was his belly button at first.

 

[Obi Wan]

In the game of l'll show you mine if you show me yours Obi showed me his. I never saw one that went inwards instead of outwards before. I thought it was his belly button at first.

Silly Charlie, never knew men's willies could go in and out...and in and out... and in and out...

That was her story anyway!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Obi told Charlie he was showing her his etchings....

 

[Minxy]

Woops was jealous ...... as he loves art

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Minxy loves painting her toilet ceiling to resemble the Sistine Chapel, or the Cistern Chapel as she calls it....

 

[Is Vic there?]

.

 

[DMD]

Minxy loves painting her toilet ceiling to resemble the Sistine Chapel, or the Cistern Chapel as she calls it....

Woopert's still trying to work out how a turtle could hold a brush, never mind reach the ceiling. Ninja or no ninja.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

DMD tried his hand at painting once, but failed to impress Banksy, by doing it on his garden wall.

 

[Obi Wan]

Woopert had a go at paintings landscapes, but he got in trouble as apparently it's not good for the countryside when you cover it in oil paint.

 

[Charlie1]

Obi makes his living as s Nigel Farage lookalike.

 

[Obi Wan]

Charlie has set up Britain's most productive wind farm. She puts the amazing success down to a special breakfast mix of 5 tins of baked beans, one cabbage, a large broccoli and curry powder.

 

[Minxy]

Obi doesn't drool & stare when he see women with large breasts

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Minxy doesn't go out when Obi is about 'cos he drools and stares at her

 

[Obi Wan]

Woopert's Duck was scared when I stared and drooled over his breasts, while waving some Chinese pancakes and Plum sauce.

 

[Minxy]

Minxy was surprised when she opened her eyes today during her massage & found obi drooling again

He hadn't mentioned he was in Tunisia too

 

[Obi Wan]

Minxy tried acting all surprised despite sending me a flight ticket, her spare room key and a bottle of massage oil.

 

[Minxy]

Mr M got quite a surprise when a naked Obi jumped out of the wardrobe clutching his massage oil

 

[Obi Wan]

Mr M was also surprised and rather bemused when he found Minxy playing with what looked like a lightsaber handle and repeating "Oh be one. ..oh be one...oh be one.."

 

[DMD]

Mr M was also surprised and rather bemused when he found Minxy playing with what looked like a lightsaber handle and repeating "Oh be one. ..oh be one...oh be one.."

Obi thinks it's only fair when Minxy stares and drools over his breasts.

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi thinks it's only fair when Minxy stares and drools over his breasts.

DMD has bigger breasts than Minxy.