Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)
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Unfortunately I don't think you can, it was added to stop peeps taking pervy photos.
What phone you got?
You might have to sketch her then
I do have an Etch A Sketch! However it only draws in angles and won't do her crackin tits justice.
Papier maché model them and take a pic of those?
Someone like Shergar who's never seen a real pair couldn't tell the difference
Papier maché model them and take a pic of those?
Someone like Shergar who's never seen a real pair couldn't tell the difference
It's ok, problem solved. I found a Box Browning up in ma loft. Now I need her to stand still while I set up the tripod, put in the plates, get under the cowl, and count down for 2 minutes. Am thinking Tesco management might be a bit upset at me flashing a hod of sulphur though.
It's probably easier to cosh her when she leaves work.
Jocks v N Iron 4 Norwich players.
We're picking some of our weakest 11 to see how they get on.
We're picking some of our weakest 11 to see how they get on.
blah de blahdy blah ... yer getting beat up by a diddly diddly team
You'd be better digging up Picasso and getting him to paint them for you.
What? Picasso is dead?
His paintings were ****e anyway, all squinty headed mutants with 3 eyes and two cocks/fannies.
Went to an exhibition of his in Paris once, utter drivel.
Now surrealism and Dadaism I like. Not when I was a schoolkid but once I understood it better later on.