Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)

Surprisingly equal. But I like your scientific view of these matters.

 

So the "Gastric Band" thread was aimed at me. you are as transparent as a pair of clingfilm boxers .

 

I don't like 'em. They don't look or feel right.

 

Aye, opinions are divided, you could say fake breasts have their knockers.

 

The whole lot of the posters on this thread are ****s and probably *****s by the look of it.

Gambol stated quite clearly " I still have the photies" and not one **** asked the question

so gambol will you post the photos ? or pm me if you want buddy. the rest of the posters prefer dicks to tits.

 

You've not seen them already then?

 

aye , I seen them with my eye. But I was asking for the new guy Mountaingarry or something like that.

 

Aye the new bloke, I think he's off the Sunderland board or something.

 

Not sure what board hes off but I do know hes a technical whizzkid.

 

Aye, always posting Gifs, Jpegs and stuff. That's him, Gerald or something.

 

Sounds like a ****.

 

have all 37 of your wives had bands fitted Gas, you ****in ****?

 

Rocket will be turning over in the grave he shares with Rangers.

 

When done right you canny tell the difference. When done wrong you know yer feeling up a lump of silicone.

Also she starts looking a bit uncomfortable at 36,000 feet in an aeroplane. *kaboom* Her dusseldorfs just went south.

 

Some burd we played with last summer had surgically enhanced tits. They were big bastards and quite good fun but on the whole I prefer natural tits.

 

On the (w)hole do you prefer hair?

 

Naw I like it smooth.

 

You shaved anaw?

Did that once. Made me realise why pubic hair is there. Without any contact pubic hair fanny juice gets everywhere. I think It even worked it's way up our bodies into my armpits and eyebrows. But perhaps that's more to do with the way I make love.

#tinaisgettinit

 

Aye ahm shaven most of the time. We sometimes shave each other and to let a woman loose with a gillette on yer baws takes a lot of trust.

 

so you prefer yourself then.