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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toby, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Buy a selfie stick you cheep bastard
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Mar 25, 2015
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Unfortunately I don't think you can, it was added to stop peeps taking pervy photos.

    What phone you got?
     
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    Toby, Mar 25, 2015
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nokia 3310
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Toby

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    You might have to sketch her then <ok>
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Jocks v N Iron 4 Norwich players.<cheers>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Mar 25, 2015
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I do have an Etch A Sketch! However it only draws in angles and won't do her crackin tits justice.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 25, 2015
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Lafferty hat trick.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Mar 25, 2015
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer laffin at what trick?
     
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  10. Toby

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    Papier maché model them and take a pic of those?

    Someone like Shergar who's never seen a real pair couldn't tell the difference <ok>
     
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    Toby, Mar 25, 2015

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's ok, problem solved. I found a Box Browning up in ma loft. Now I need her to stand still while I set up the tripod, put in the plates, get under the cowl, and count down for 2 minutes. Am thinking Tesco management might be a bit upset at me flashing a hod of sulphur though.

    It's probably easier to cosh her when she leaves work.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We're picking some of our weakest 11 to see how they get on. <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 25, 2015
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    Hash. pure daycent

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    blah de blahdy blah ... yer getting beat up by a diddly diddly team
     
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    Scotland are a diddly diddly team.
     
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    diddly diddly is how Beelfast folk talk.
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Dorrans
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Mar 25, 2015
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    To note ... Anya has been a great find for scatlin. A winger with pace !
     
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    You'd be better digging up Picasso and getting him to paint them for you.
     
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    What? Picasso is dead?

    His paintings were ****e anyway, all squinty headed mutants with 3 eyes and two cocks/fannies.

    Went to an exhibition of his in Paris once, utter drivel.

    Now surrealism and Dadaism I like. Not when I was a schoolkid but once I understood it better later on.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Mar 25, 2015
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