Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)

[Gambol]

Which pair performed best on the pearl necklace test?

Surprisingly equal. But I like your scientific view of these matters.

 

[DevAdvocate]

It's pretty obvious who has a fat ugly wife on here. Most people of a certain age tend to not spend all their time on the internet but with their loved ones.Post count is a definite indicator of how fugly their other halves are.

Our resident squeaky Ewok thinks it's all about him

Some would say he's obsessed, or at least ****ing pathetic.

Sad times

Then he wonders why his fugly wife encourages him to sit in the attic talking about Rangers and making puns all day...

So the "Gastric Band" thread was aimed at me. you are as transparent as a pair of clingfilm boxers .

 

[Otto Flayshow]

The above posts leads me to a question.

What are everybody's thoughts about bolt on tits?

I've had the displeasure of playing with crappy ones, and, the pleasure of playing with fantastic ones (the surgeon should be knighted for his contribution to perfect tittery)

I don't like 'em. They don't look or feel right.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I don't like 'em. They don't look or feel right.

Aye, opinions are divided, you could say fake breasts have their knockers.

 

[Hash.]

The whole lot of the posters on this thread are ****s and probably *****s by the look of it.

Gambol stated quite clearly " I still have the photies" and not one **** asked the question

so gambol will you post the photos ? or pm me if you want buddy. the rest of the posters prefer dicks to tits.

 

[DevAdvocate]

The whole lot of the posters on this thread are ****s and probably *****s by the look of it.

Gambol stated quite clearly " I still have the photies" and not one **** asked the question

so gambol will you post the photos ? or pm me if you want buddy. the rest of the posters prefer dicks to tits.

You've not seen them already then?

 

[Hash.]

You've not seen them already then?

aye , I seen them with my eye. But I was asking for the new guy Mountaingarry or something like that.

 

[DevAdvocate]

aye , I seen them with my eye. But I was asking for the new guy Mountaingarry or something like that.

Aye the new bloke, I think he's off the Sunderland board or something.

 

[Hash.]

Aye the new bloke, I think he's off the Sunderland board or something.

Not sure what board hes off but I do know hes a technical whizzkid.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Not sure what board hes off but I do know hes a technical whizzkid.

Aye, always posting Gifs, Jpegs and stuff. That's him, Gerald or something.

 

[gas]

Sounds like a ****.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Sounds like a ****.

have all 37 of your wives had bands fitted Gas, you ****in ****?

 

[VenomPD]

The whole lot of the posters on this thread are ****s and probably *****s by the look of it.

Gambol stated quite clearly " I still have the photies" and not one **** asked the question

so gambol will you post the photos ? or pm me if you want buddy. the rest of the posters prefer dicks to tits.

Rocket will be turning over in the grave he shares with Rangers.

 

[Gambol]

I don't like 'em. They don't look or feel right.

When done right you canny tell the difference. When done wrong you know yer feeling up a lump of silicone.

Also she starts looking a bit uncomfortable at 36,000 feet in an aeroplane. *kaboom* Her dusseldorfs just went south.

 

[gas]

Some burd we played with last summer had surgically enhanced tits. They were big bastards and quite good fun but on the whole I prefer natural tits.

 

[Gambol]

Some burd we played with last summer had surgically enhanced tits. They were big bastards and quite good fun but on the whole I prefer natural tits.

On the (w)hole do you prefer hair?

 

[gas]

On the (w)hole do you prefer hair?

Naw I like it smooth.

 

[Gambol]

Naw I like it smooth.

You shaved anaw?

Did that once. Made me realise why pubic hair is there. Without any contact pubic hair fanny juice gets everywhere. I think It even worked it's way up our bodies into my armpits and eyebrows. But perhaps that's more to do with the way I make love.

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[gas]

You shaved anaw?

Did that once. Made me realise why pubic hair is there. Without any contact pubic hair fanny juice gets everywhere. I think It even worked it's way up our bodies into my armpits and eyebrows. But perhaps that's more to do with the way I make love.

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Aye ahm shaven most of the time. We sometimes shave each other and to let a woman loose with a gillette on yer baws takes a lot of trust.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Some burd we played with last summer had surgically enhanced tits. They were big bastards and quite good fun but on the whole I prefer natural tits.

so you prefer yourself then.