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Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toby, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's pretty obvious who has a fat ugly wife on here. Most people of a certain age tend to not spend all their time on the internet but with their loved ones.

    Post count is a definite indicator of how fugly their other halves are.

    Special mention to Aldo who is trying to beat the fugly off his <ok>
     
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  2. Patience

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    Ahm nae married yet. ****ing topper <party>
     
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    Me either <diva>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Me either :grin:
     
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    Me neither but it is a safe bet that if i was she'd be stupid fat and ugly and probably have a serious mental problem.
     
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    Married happily for 2 years ... 6 in total.

    Badumtish.
     
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  7. Patience

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    <laugh> Is that you, Dev?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Golden Rule Alert
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Someone's beelin about somefink

    <rofl><rofl>
     
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    I've oft heard this term bandied about but what exactly is the 'Golden Rule' just so I won't stray into.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Posts which are directed at an individual (even though they are not named in the thread). In this particular example you will note the OP makes reference to someone with a high post count and being of a "Certain Age" . Now I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I do have an acute sense of smell and this post reeks of impotent rage. He would have been better off calling this thread "Dev has a fat ugly wife and even though I don't actually know what age he is, he's probably old in relative terms".
     
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    ^^^^

    Our very own Mrs Marple :grin:
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I get that but isn't 90% of posts directed at some one,thought that was the ethos of GC?<confused>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Plus I had just chided him on another thread (at 12:42). I did not expect to see such an outburst within a minute <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye jokes and put downs done in GC spirit are all well and good, I do it now and again but only with people I get on with who'll see the joke for what it is, the OP seems to be beeling off the back of one of my posts. <laugh>
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Our resident squeaky Ewok thinks it's all about him <doh>

    He thinks every post I make is about him too <doh>

    Some would say he's obsessed, or at least ****ing pathetic.

    Sad times :frown:
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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    Miss Marple.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <rofl>

    I have the patience of a saint and I take pride in being able to annoy the **** out of anyone. I knew you'd crack, it was a stick on <ok>

    Bish bosh, job done. In my pocket with you.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Let's look at the evidence:

    1: people of a certain age

    2: spend all their time on the internet

    3: Post count


    So WHO were you talking about you wee rage monkey?

    <laugh>
     
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