Nads puts a bit of effort in with his new username and avoids the many Dick jokes out there can I suggest the devil's advocaat
Nowt wrong with Dick out, mate. At 72 year old, there's a bit of a problem with Dick in, but Dick out's fine by me - er, providing you can friggin' find the damn thing!.
given his name is actually Dirk Nicolaas Advocaat - you could make a an anagram of his name that spells out- 'Canada a Clitoris Vodka ' or even make the puerile 'Anal Cocks Dildo Avatar' taking his name as just plain- Dick Advocaat then that spells anagrammatically ... Tad a Cock Diva
If I was you I'd wait seeing as how he'll be off in the summer mate. Can't you only change your user name five times?
Sadly, the novelty may soon wear off .... .... unless someone can post a photo of him wearing a condom for a hat Having said that, this young lady seems to like Dick .......... please log in to view this image