Off Topic One way ticket to Mars: My nominations are....

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Don't know his name, but that fat arse hole on the envirofone adverts who says 'wonga' in a ****ty contemptible cockney accent, what an utter ****, let's get rid now.

Tickles uses the phrase 'wonga' all the time, I did wonder if it was him, or if he's just an impressionable 8 year old.

Katie Hopkins and that bird who had an abortion to get onto big brother.

Mind you, you don't need a shuttle, just a catapult aimed roughly in the right direction.
 
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The final group of four should be - Robbie Savage, Jeremy Clarkson, Russell Brand, Iain Duncan (I wouldn't get out of bed to work for less than £50,000 per year) Smith.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nglist-manned-one-way-journey-red-planet.html

They need a bigger spacecraft. I could fill it up.

Your thoughts?


2 from the four are spot on. Brand and Duncan should be given to Jihadi John actually nevermind a trip to Mars. <laugh>

Clarkson for PM. Total legend. Says it how it is. <applause><applause>:1980_boogie_down:
 
Make sure there's room for Miley "your arse is ugly" cyrus,
sarah ""I wont suck d**k" palin
and Taylor "you wont be the last he sh*gs" Swift
 
Keep Jeremy Clarkson off it, the mans a legend.
Sorry, Jeremy has to go. If public opinion says otherwise we'll replace him with Josie Cunningham. Better still, if there's only room for four on the first trip she can sit on his lap.

Any ideas on a send off tune? How about...

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Sorry, Jeremy has to go. If public opinion says otherwise we'll replace him with Josie Cunningham. Better still, if there's only room for four on the first trip she can sit on his lap.

Any ideas on a send off tune? How about...

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bowie "space oddity"