Burns night.
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I woke up in hospital after I set myself on fire.
The Doctor said "Wee cowering timorous Beastie".
"Where am I"? I asked
"The Burns Unit" he said.
The Doctor said "Wee cowering timorous Beastie".
"Where am I"? I asked
"The Burns Unit" he said.
I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a set of Jump leads once.
The host said "You'd better not start anything"
The host said "You'd better not start anything"
I went as a film director and got knocked back.
'Do you want me to make a scene?' I bellowed furiously.
'Do you want me to make a scene?' I bellowed furiously.
I went as 2 men with a football standing in a big white circle waiting for the ref to blow his whistle
the bouncer said it was all kicking off inside
the bouncer said it was all kicking off inside
