Maybe if he spilt some of the gravy on the floor, slipped on it and broke his neck. I suppose we'll never know.
Photo was prior to the sauce. Did red wine reduction, using homemade chicken stock and thyme. I also wanted to use purple sprouting instead of broccoli. Though they didn't have any in the shop so made do. Agreed on the presentation though, was a bit slap dash but it tasted good!!
I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a Firework one year, the police arrested me and then let me off.
I think the correct terminology is utter ***** **** spazzy flid ****ing **** ****er bastard asshole. Probably some more but I'm on the 2nd bottle of Shiraz and cannae be ****ed.