If the ball is on the goal line and the keeper is awol it's impossible to do anything but lash it Lorimer style into the empty bet.
Shako, most of us do silly things occasionally while under influence, but they only become silly after we've sobered up.... I remember one time while in Army stationed in Germany. I was having an argument with 2 other corporals (all under influence) and one of'em lashed out at my face, so I got stuck in to him (while under influence) and somewhere along line I ended up in pokey (guardhouse cell). Back then there was only a metal bed, so APPARENTLY.., I thought it was a good idea to mangle it and bust it up a bit, a lot actually. The duty Staff Sergeant kept looking through the peep hole, so APPARENTLY.., I verbally abused him and kept calling him a pervert (while under the influence). I spent only the next day in pokey, bulling boots and cleaning the cells etc and went up on a charge the next day. My CO, who was talking on phone to someone said "no, I'm not going to charge him, I'm going to dismiss the case", which he did. Sometimes some people see the good in you, especially after others have given good reports about you, despite being involved in silly antics occasionally. If we were all goody two shoes, we'd all be walking around like zombies and acting stuck up....
your such a pr... are you sure your a leeds fan ? i think your a scum fan ? (quote) You contradict yourself Sniffer Leeds fans are scum,hence scum fans You are globally renowned as "scum" This is a typing error YES.
you obviously dont know leeds fans all leeds fans know that man utd fans are known as scum even other fans from other teams know that man utd fans are known as scum, in this instance i am not calling man utd fans scum in this reply , i am just telling you what the general name is for man utd fans , and your wrong about leeds fans having the name of scum as alot of teams fans in the uk have told me personally as i talked to them THAT THEY MISS LEEDS BEEN IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE , because you wont get another club with the most loyal fans in the country by that i mean that you only have to read about how manyleeds fans travel to away games more than any other club, and we are in the championship, example when leeds utd were in league 1 and we had an away 3rd round FA CUP match against man utd away at old trafford 9,000 leeds fans went over for that match YOU DEFINATELY WOULD NOT GET MIDDLESBROUGH FANS DOING THAT ! you would be lucky to get 3,000 you sound jelous of leeds utd great history something your club and fans could only dream of , there are only a handful of teams in the uk that have been in all top 3 eurpean finals as it was the intercity fairs cup ,finals the uefa cup final and the eurpean cup final as leeds have been winning 2 fairs cups and a eufa cup and getting cheated out of the european cup by a bent fixing referee who disallowed a perfectly good goal from peter lorrimer in the final, middlesborough fans could only dream of that and will never achieve it and it sounds like your jelous of that ? why dont you become a leeds utd fan and when we go up again to premier league which we will sometime its just a matter of time , then onwards back to where leeds utd belong in the top 4
but leeds utd are not imbecilles are they with our great acheivements are you sure your not smoggo on the quiet ha ha
Wow **** me , i,m out of breath just reading that 3 commas in a 250+ word rant about what?? How you live in the past in just about every thread thats posted. Relegation goals in 1997 Disallowed goals in 1973 Dodgy refs etc and the list goes on and on It really is truly embarrassing, i wish i could drag myself away but its sooo much fun. We had 7500 at the Blackburn match away 28th Dec Thats more than you have taken away to any match this or last season Biggest crowd at The Riverside 2014-15 32277 Biggest crowd at Elland Road 2014-15 29131 Population of Leeds 751000 Population of Boro 150000 Roughly 5 times the population Are you getting 5 times the crowds??? Are you ****e With regards becoming a Leeds Fan I would sooner become a citizen of Turkey
Ahhh OLOF I was wondering how long it was going to be before your crawled from under your rock Isn,t the internet a wonderful thing It has a habit of making fools of errr sorry fools.
That means **** all, anyone can make stats up. your crowds are ****ing ****e, because you have a ****ing ****e team who have never been, or never will be champions of England, now **** off you spotty little virgin try drum up some support for your own board, its a ****ing joke
Our average attendance is 5,500 a home game more than yours, when you consider our league position and yours there is no comparison. Anyone can pluck one game out of their arse but over the course of a season that is 19,500 more fans than you. When it comes to filling your stadium we have been running at 59% capacity this season, Boro at 53.1%
Thats a very explosive response OLOF Looks like you have some mental/anger issues Is that a cannabis joint in your mouth?? or a pencil?? Cannabis can cause mental problems in the long term you know. You are displaying typical signs of schizophrenia associated with regular THC usage. Or maybe its graphite poisoning Has your boyfriend stopped swallowing Heres another one to make you look like even more of a dick Not that you need reminding of course. Stones ,glass houses etc etc Think before you reply,try and have a moment of clarity please Its for the best
You win **** all half way through the season ya thick ****, and you ****s know a lot about winning **** all don't ya
