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  1. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Me too marra.... I've had a few girls in thigh highs but I've been on my heels first thing in the morning.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Thats you in the money supermarket add innit
     
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    Ha ha... I'm not daft enough to wear a jacket, shirt & tie with heels marra...
    If my mates saw me in those they would kickers!
     
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    I caught a bloke shagging a Hovis when we checked into the hotel tonight.

    I asked him if there was something wrong with him.

    He said, "I'm inbread."
     
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    I was totally unimpressed with my local fancy dress hire shop the other day.

    I went in to pick up my costume but they said they'd had a rush and were completely cleaned out.

    When I insisted she went into the stockroom to see if she could find anything.

    She came back with a few scraps, an old stetson, some jeans, a gun holster, a checked shirt & a waistcoat.

    What a ****ing cowboy outfit <doh>
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Hush puppy
     
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    Didn't they wear them down the 'docks' ?
     
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    Back to whores again?
     
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    Red Rum... What a horse!!
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Backwards it spells murder
     
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    Wow, a horse that can spell ........ I knew Champion could count but ffs.
     
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    My heavy smoking mate was found dead down the docks he'd been trying to get a drag from a capstan.
     
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    Wonders will never cease
     
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    Oooh I'm loving this.... Grand National winners that had other capabilities.

    1959 winner was good at making gravy !!!!!

    Answer: Oxo
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I used to own a Russian racehorse, put the thing down in the end, it just wouldn't Putin the effort.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Woodbine you believe it
     
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    1982 winner kept the roads safe during winter??

    Grittar !!
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm not sure this is how quizzes work.
     
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    Was it a STALIoN ?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was!

    Anyhow Moscow to bed now I'm up for training at 5:30
     
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