You told us all about that last year. If a man eats all the rosaries he's a right **** therefore go elsewhere.
Eh?

You told us all about that last year. If a man eats all the rosaries he's a right **** therefore go elsewhere.

If you ingest enough do you start to assume divine powers??FFs
Auto correct on phone sorry
Roasties is what I typed and it auto corrected. Anyway you cl said roger are all the roasties which in my book is unforgivable
Your phone is mad.
Sooty eating all the rosaries- brilliant.

In a nearly live update from the Cheese, RHC has just called me to say that someone has just asked if they sell bottled water.
Apparently it's the first time anyone has ever asked this in the Cheese, and having seen the place I can well believe it. Tho' I am surprised Denice didn't offer to piss in a bottle and throw it in their face...
Could've just given them Carling- no-one would notice.

The irony was that everyone at the bar was pissed bar me and I was stoned. Guess you had to be there
What are you doing here on a Sunday morning?????????
What are you doing here on a Sunday morning?????????



I was bored of German granny group sex
Was in there at 11.10 am on Sunday. It's now official again! Sambuca flowing freely
I decided to listen to the match on the radio. Nodded odd just into second half injury time and only found out we drew when I got up this morning![]()

I'm looking forward to the festive Cheese Update special.![]()
I'm expecting it to read like the script for a Tarantino film crossed with Eastenders.

I'm expecting it to read like the script for a Tarantino film crossed with Eastenders..
Fixed.![]()

I'm expecting it to read like the script for a Tarantino film crossed with Eastenders crossed with an imported DVD of hardcore German grannies getting gaped.

#****ingtypo![]()